DENTAL INSTRUCTOR: “Gentlemen, how much should you charge a patient for a toothache?”
DENTAL STUDENT: “Don’t be ridiculous, Professor. Who’d want to buy a toothache?”
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Joke #12917
PSYCHIATRIST: “When did you first notice you were a cat, Mrs. Huggson?”
MRS. HUGGSON: “Oh, in about my fifth or sixth life.”
Joke #12916
Did you hear about the shoe who went to see his doctor? Seems he wanted to be heeled.
Joke #12915
I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. When I wake up in the morning and see my wife in curlers and face cream, I get sick to my stomach.
Joke #12914
CONFUCIUS SAY: “No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.”
Joke #12913
There was a paramedic who bungled so many emergencies that people referred to his first aid as “lemon aid.”
Joke #12912
It wouldn’t be economically practical for doctors to come up with a miracle vitamin that would keep people healthy all of their lives. Then who would need doctors?
Joke #12911
“Yesterday I saw a dental hygienist having a fight with a manicurist over a doctor.”
“I’ll be they were battling tooth and nail.”
Joke #12910
I know a kid who is so bad in school, his teacher made him stand in the dunce corner so many times, he has a triangular forehead.
Joke #12909
I know a man who is so fat, he casts two shadows.
Joke #12908
I know a man who is so dumb, the only thing that can stay in his head for more than a day is a cold.
Joke #12907
“My boyfriend is too materialistic,” Sandy complained to Sue. “He only loves me because I’m beautiful.”
“Then why don’t you break up with the creep?” Sue suggested.
“What!” cried Sandy. “And blow a chance at marrying the richest guy in town!”
Joke #12906
OVERHEARD: “My wife not only has kept her girlish figure, she has doubled it.”
Joke #12905
Did you hear about the crook who’s so ugly, the post office refused to put up his wanted pictures on the wall?
Joke #12904
Did you hear about the man who is so skinny, he’s a model for pipe cleaners?