Q: What’s a cat’s favorite thing to read?
A: A catalog.
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Joke #13313
Q: Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
A: On honor rolls.
Joke #13312
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Porkchop!
Joke #13311
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is a change in the weather.
Joke #13310
Q: Why did the witch fly her broom?
A: Because her vacuum was too heavy.
doyouthinkhesaurus
doyouthinkhesaurus – n. a dinosaur that lost his glasses
Joke #13308
Q: What is another name for a sleeping skeleton?
A: Lazy bones.
Joke #13307
Q: Why did Dracula’s mom give him cough syrup?
A: Because Dracula was coffin.
Joke #13306
Q: When is homework not homework?
A: When it is turned into the teacher.
Joke #13305
Q: What does a ship say when it is cold?
A: Shiver me timbers!
Joke #13304
Q: How do you fix a monkey?
A: With a monkey wrench.
Joke #13303
Q: What do you do if a rhino charges you?
A: Give him your credit card.
Joke #13302
Q: Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?
A: His mom told him to “live in the present.”
Joke #13301
Q: How do you get the water into watermelon?
A: Plant it in the spring.
Joke #13300
Q: What did the horse say when he tripped?
A: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!