“I sound like a crow”
– Miss Canoffat
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Quote #13363
“guys, someone is beepity beeping! wha’d you do?”
– Miss Canoffat
Quote #13362
“we were just a puddle of perspiration yesterday”
– Miss Canoffat
Quote #13361
“we are ALL hungry, trust me, we are ALL hungry…”
– Miss Canoffat
Quote #13360
“we ain’t talkin no woofies here, woof woof!”
“we are not talking woofies here, woof woof”
– Miss Canoffat
Joke #13357
Q: Why did the fly play outfield?
A: To catch the fly balls.
Joke #13356
Q: What is black, white, and red?
A: A baby panda with diaper rash.
Joke #13355
Q: Which bug gobbles up trash?
A: The litter bug.
Joke #13353
Q: How do you spot a Dogwood tree?
A: By its bark.
Joke #13352
Q: Why did they bury the battery?
A: Because it was dead.
Joke #13350
Q: Why did the sock monster cross the road?
A: To stink up the whole town.
Joke #13349
Q: How do you get a free light bulb?
A: Catch a lightening bug.
Joke #13348
Q: Where do computers go on Saturday night?
A: To a Disc-O.
Joke #13347
Q: How do you keep a lion from charging?
A: Take away its credit cards.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: How do you stop a 200-pound hamster from charging?
A: Take away its credit cards!
Joke #13346
Q: Why did the strawberry cross the road?
A: Because his mother was in a jam.