“The road to hell is paved with? Credit cards.”
– ZEN
“The road to hell is paved with? Credit cards.”
– ZEN
“Humans.. the only animals that cook.”
– ZEN
“Chicken or the Egg? Dinosaurs layed eggs dumbass.”
– ZEN
“Worry.. rehearsals before the disaster.”
– ZEN
“Television.. chewing gum for the brain.”
– ZEN
“Wind.. weather on the go.”
– ZEN
Once upon a time there used to be a section called “Squackle Quotes.” It was basically a bunch of lists of quotes by particular people/sources.
When I transferred all the content over from the old site into the new site, I threw these lists into the Other Junk section because I didn’t feel like having such a small section as a “section” anymore.
That is until now, when I’ve decided to split up each quote into its own post.
It now makes reading the quotes I’ve acquired over the years more pleasant, and my snarky comments are actually attributed to myself as a comment on any particular quote, so it makes more sense.
The only meh thing about it is that it’s going to take a long time, and by the end there will probably be 1000 or more quotes. Also, some sources aren’t correctly named, and I have no idea where certain things are. Unless I’m tipped off somehow, a lot of the quotes will say “from a book” or “from a movie.” Something like that.
The Quotes section will mainly focus on quotes that are more or less funny, or weird, or something like that. They’re not meant to be meaningful quotes usually.
“Grumpy as his name suggests was not a happy dwarf”
– from a book
“Here are the results John 30 points Sam 50 points and Paul 20 points”
– from a book
“Hey Paul Sam yelled who are you going to take to the dance”
– from a book
“Let me out of the car its going too fast Susan said”
– from a book
“Harry John and Phil went to Bob’s house”
– from a book
“A termite is an animal that attacks a house. Yes!”
– from a book
“A rot is an animal that attacks trees. No!”
– from a book
“Termite attacks a house. Yes”
– from a book