Q: What do ghosts do to amuse themselves?
A: They tell “people stories”!
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Joke #17703
Q: What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw three ghosts following you?
A: Hope it was Halloween!
Joke #17702
Q: What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
A: Midnight, Pacific Ghost Time!
Joke #17701
Q: Why wouldn’t the ghost lady get a permanent wave for her hair?
A: She wanted her curls to be super-natural!
Joke #17700
Q: What kind of raincoat does a ghost wear on a dark and stormy night?
A: A wet one!
Joke #17699
Q: What became of the girl who drank shellac and died?
A: She became a ghost with a lovely finish!
Joke #17698
Q: Why is the letter G scary?
A: It turns a host into a ghost!
Joke #17697
Q: What do you get from a two-headed ghost?
A: Double talk!
Joke #17696
Q: Imagine you were trapped in a spooky haunted house full of ghosts. What would you do?
A: Stop imagining!
Joke #17695
Q: How do ghosts stay in shape?
A: By daily exorcism!
Joke #17694
Q: What kind of friends did the ghost invite to his party?
A: Oh, just anyone he could dig up!
Joke #17693
Q: What happens when a banana sees a ghost?
A: The banana splits!
Joke #17692
Q: What did they say about the ghost’s house party?
A: It was a howling success!
Joke #17691
Q: What is one room a ghost’s house doesn’t need?
A: A living room!
The Unfriendly Restaurhaunt and Coffin Shop Moan-U
The following is a menu offered at the Unfriendly Restaurhant and Coffin Shop Moan-U.
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A die-ning delight that will lift your spirits!
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SAND-WITCHES
Boo-loney
Boo-gels and Scream Cheese
Hallow-weenies
Liver-worst
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BOO-VERAGES
Milk Shaaaakes
Ice Scream Floats
Orange Crrrush
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HEX-TRAS
Clammy on the Half Shell
Chilllled Tomb-ato Juice
Deviled Eggs
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SOUPS AND SALADS
L-eeek! Soup
Cream of Asparaghost
Arti-Choke Hearts
Lettuce Alone Salad
Marinated Brussel Shouts
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SIGHED DISHES
Baked Beings
Cre-mated Spinach
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DESS-HURTS
Creep Suzettes
Banana Scream Pie
Sheet Cake
Key Slime Pie
Hot Sludge Shun-dae
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TODAY’S SPE-CHILLS
Spook-ghetti
Souther Fright Chicken
Ghoul-lash
Turkey with Grave-y
Pasta-way
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Breakfast Served from Midnight to 3 A.M. Daily
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CEREALS
Ghost Toasties with Evaporated Milk
Shrouded Wheat
Scream of Wheat
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EGGS
Terri-fried Eggs — Over Easy
Scream-bled Eggs
Three-moan-it Soft-booled Eggs
Stormy-side-up Eggs
Eggs Boonidict
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Cust-tomb-ers: We accept Die-ners Club, Monster Card, and American Hex-press Credit Cards