DJ – n. the only person in a bar that doesn’t get tipped. He’s the reason people dance, then they get thirsty, buy more drinks and they tip the bartender, but the DJ doesn’t get any recognition. He’s asked to play special songs by people, but for free.
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dizm
dizm – adj. high quality, normally reffering to marijuana
Ex. This shit is the dizm.
;} n. high quality marijuana
Ex. Hey got the dizm?
divister
divister – n. a titty twister given to someone named David
diuretic
diuretic – n. a chemical that causes diahrrea
diuaec
diuaec – v. to use “zeroes” or “zeros” instead of “0s”
;} to use “0s” instead of “zeroes” or “zeros”
ditpang
ditpang – v. to hump a snake
distuchint
distuchint – n. a car that gets 1.75 miles/gallon
disneyocracy
disneyocracy – n. a government run by the Disney Corporation
disdarful
disdarful – n. a disdar full of evil money <see disdar>
disdar
disdar – n. an evil piggy bank
discomfart
discomfart – n. the feeling one gets when trying to hold in a particularly high pressure emission
discomboobalation
discomboobalation – v. an operation to take off a girl’s boobs so that they can put them on a male duck
Dirty Sanchez
Dirty Sanchez – n. a sexual activity in which a guy fucks a girl in the ass, and then wipes the shit all over her face
dirt cancer
dirt cancer – n. the disease in which you get cancer from dirt
dirt
dirt – n. any female that is hot or that is a slut or that gets on the dance floor and twerks their ass.
Ex. You lil dirt!! Get your little dirt ass on the floor and twerk something you lil dirt. Dirts make penises happy.