fogey – n. an old fogey
;} old wrinkly person
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fofx
fofx – v. to bounce a ball for someone else
fofogof
fofogof – n. a football filled with meat
fnb
fnb – adj. to be offended that someone is offended at something.
flyless
flyless – n. a fly without wings
flying gremlin bat
flying gremlin bat – n. a flying gargoyle like small creature which lives deep in the forests of Mujalo in the lost land of Bajaba. Nocturnal creatures.
fly by
fly by – n. the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a frequent flyer. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom
flushrush
flushrush – n. the temporary high you get from trying to flush your head down the toilet
;} a race between 2 or more toilets
flump
flump – v. The action of letting out your gut after the fine chick has just walked by.
Ex. Jason flumped out
flubobucamp
flubobucamp – v. to be sexually arroused by pointy fruit
fluabfzzzzzzb
fluabfzzzzzzb – n. a coffee table made out of babies
flrush
flrush – n. the enjoyment from flushing a toilet
flower
flower – v. to fart as you are exiting the shower, but it smells so bad you have to get back in and take another shower.
Ex. I totally flowered yesterday.
flournoyflickle
flournoyflickle – v. to oxidize your tongue
flotante
flotante – n. a day of which you randomly fart a lot the whole day