Q: Why did the fat kid break the law?
A: So that he would be taken into custardy
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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24576
I love you
You love me
Let’s go out and kill Barney
With a shotgun Bang! Bang! Barney is on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24572
I hate you
You hate me
Why don’t we just kill Barney?
And make him PEE his pants on live T.V.
When he sees this
Then he will just freak
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24571
Jingle Bells
Barney smells
BJ laid an egg
Baby Bop lost a leg
And the kids killed em’ hey!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24570
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get together and kill Barney
With a knick nack patty whack
And a kick from me to you
This ol’ Barney keeps rolling home.
Joke #24568
There are two blondes driving to DisneyWorld. They drove and drove and they saw a sign that said “DisneyWorld left.”
So they turned around and went back home
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24566
I hate you,
You hate me,
Let’s get together and kill Barney,
With a shotgun blast,
Barney hits the floor,
No more purple dinosaur.
Basketbull
Materials: A ball, a bull (or cow)
Number of Players: 2-6
What you do:
Throw the ball at the bull to see if it would chase you.
If it doesn’t then you would have to find something red. Wear something protective. Have fun.
Tackle Frisbee
Materials: Frisbee, Ocarina, Texan, Atheist
Number of Players: Five to twelve players, plus one to be the ‘Coach’
Boundaries: A Small Field
What You Do:
Before you play, set up the cheerleaders. Take the Texan and make him play the Ocarnia. Take the Atheist and make him sing Everybody Dance Now.
This game works like football. Have one player, The ‘Coach’, throw the frisbee, and the others have to try and grab the frisbee and take it to The Touchdown. The touchdown is in between the Texan and the Atheist.
After someone scores, have the ‘Coach’ writes down there score on a sheet of paper. The game ends when someone scores 15 touchdowns, and the winner gets a cookie!
NOTE: Unless you are playing with really Heavy people who will squish you, no safety equipment is allowed.
Joke #24561
Q: What did the fish say when he banged his head?
A: Dam!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24534
Barney is gay
He needs weed
He is fucked up
With a knife
We will stab him
Until he bleeds purple
Jingle Bells Song #24443
Dashing through the snow
With one broken leg
Over the hills I go
Crashing all the way
Ha ha ha
Everyone saying die
While I go flying by
I’m on my way to the hospital
While everyone says “alright!”
Jingle Bells Song #24442
Jingle Bells
Joker smells
Penguin laid an egg
Jokemobile lost its wheel
and Batman saved the day
Hey!
Bad Submission #24441
Submitted using the Jingle Bells song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Aug 10 2004 / 21:34:21
name = butt_fuck
jinglesong = Jingle bells my dick smells cause i stuck it in ur ass all because u asked me kindly and said u’d wipe ur ass…… HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ASsHOLE
Jingle Bells Song #24440
Batman’s in the kitchen,
Robin’s in the hall,
Joker’s in the bathroom,
Peeing on the wall!
Joker just went number 2
in Batman’s shoe,
Robin’s in the bathroom
cleaning up the doo!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg!
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker got away!