Tag: Alaska


Joke #9263: Bridge Over the River Quiet

December 13th, 2007 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »

JoAnn was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only relief JoAnn got from her chores was the twice-a-week bridge game she shared with a dozen other women. The only flaw in the bridge club relationship was that JoAnn loved to tell off-color stories and the girls didn’t want to hear them.

To teach JoAnn a lesson, the other women decided that the next time she told an off-color story, they’d just get up, walk out, and meet at another home but without her.

Sure enough, at the next bridge club meeting, JoAnn started, “You know, girls, there’s a rumor going around that a busload of prostitutes will be leaving in the morning for that big gold find up in Alaska, and they say . . . ” Just then, the women all stood up and started for the door.

JoAnn was disconcerted, but only for a moment. Then she understood what was going on and said, “Hey! Girls! Hold on, hold on! There’s plenty of time because the bus doesn’t leave until morning!”

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Tags: Alaska, bus, house, husband, prostitute, wife

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Oddly Named Towns

December 1st, 2007 davepoobond Posted in Lists, Other Junk No Comments »

Here are some oddly named towns:

- Toad Suck, Arkansas
- Hot Coffee, Mississippi
- Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
- Frankenstein, Missouri
- Chicken, Alaska
- Fifty-Six, Arizona
- Knockemstiff, Ohio
- Rabbit Hash, Kentucky
- Happy Jack, Arizona
- Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

If you have one, feel free to leave a comment.

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Tags: Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, New Mexico, Ohio, Wisconsin

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Joke #8854

October 15th, 2007 davepoobond Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes No Comments »

Q: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

A: Cold cream.

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Tags: Alaska, cow

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Eskimo Kiss

August 10th, 2007 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

Eskimo Kiss - n. a kiss that isn’t really a kiss, just 2 people rubbing noses together.  Eskimos kiss this way because its so cold where they live that they can’t kiss with their mouths or else they’d die.  This is also why Eskimos have red noses, because they get very irritated after they have sex without taking their clothes off, and all they can do is use their noses to Eskimo kiss.  Its sad.

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Tags: Alaska, Eskimo, Eskimo Kiss, nose, noun

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Alaskan Malimooch

August 8th, 2007 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

Alaskan Malimooch - n. a dog-like creature that lives in Alaska, but is not a dog…

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Tags: Alaska, Alaskan Malimooch, dog, noun

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