Mary had a little lamb
It was a little runt
Every time it wagged its tail
you could see its little ::giggles::
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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21796
July 17th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »
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Joke #21456
May 15th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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The Pig Test
February 21st, 2011 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
You have only one minute, a pen and a sheet of paper.
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1. Take a clean sheet of paper and draw a pig on it.
2. Don’t look at the results before you have drawn the pig.
3. DON’T PEEK AT RESULTS BEFORE YOU HAVE FINISHED DRAWING THE PIG!
Okay, are you ready? Oink, let’s start. Scroll to the bottom for the results after you drew a pig.
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Pig Test Results
If you have drawn a lot of details you are analytical, patient and suspicious.
If you have not wasted time on details, you are broad minded, sentimental, even gullible, not too systematic and take a lot of risks.
If you drew less than 4 legs you are in an insecure stage of life, or your entire life is in constant upheaval.
If you drew 4 legs, you are self confident, stubborn and hold on to your plans.
If you drew more than 4 legs, you are an idiot.
The size of the pigs ears tells about your ability to listen to other people — the bigger the better…
And finally the pig’s tail should tell you something about your sex life, once again the bigger and more curled, the… what, forgot the tail? No, it’s absolutely impossible to do the test again.
Tags: ear, ears, idiot, paper, pen, pig, tail
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Joke #17987
February 14th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What did one dog detective say to the other dog detective?
A: “I think someone is tailing us.”
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Joke #17602
February 11th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What food sounds like a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed cat in the morning?
A: Cats-up!
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Joke #17592
February 11th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
GUY: “What? Only two dogs in this whole town?”
DOG OWNER: “Yes… It’s a city of two tails!”
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Joke #17591
February 11th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: When is a dog’s tail not a dog’s tail?
A: When it’s a waggin’ (a wagon)!
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Joke #17590
February 11th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What animal has the head of a cat, the tail of a cat, and the ways of a cat, but isn’t a cat?
A: A kitten!
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Joke #17581
February 11th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #17579
February 11th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why did the dog keep chasing his tail?
A: He wanted to see if he could make ends meet!
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Joke #17563
February 11th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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You take out the trash, and find your pet beaver…
January 31st, 2011 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
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Quote #16989
January 29th, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Posted in Quotes No Comments »
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Quote #15807
January 18th, 2011 elmoisfurry Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“I am the almighty elmo. all bow down to me, unless u dont want to, of course. I like to eat a monkey tail everyday, and i recommend u to also. good bye”
- elmoisfurry
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Quote #15747
January 17th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“The dog has been chasing it’s tail since the weather turned good”
- Ms. Signs
Tagged People: Ms. Signs
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