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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21796

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little lamb

It was a little runt

Every time it wagged its tail

you could see its little ::giggles::

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Joke #21456

May 15th, 2011 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: How do you get into a fox hole?

A: Lift its tail.

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The Pig Test

February 21st, 2011 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

You have only one minute, a pen and a sheet of paper.

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1. Take a clean sheet of paper and draw a pig on it.

2.  Don’t look at the results before you have drawn the pig.

3.  DON’T PEEK AT RESULTS BEFORE YOU HAVE FINISHED DRAWING THE PIG!

Okay, are you ready? Oink, let’s start. Scroll to the bottom for the results after you drew a pig.

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Pig Test Results

If you have drawn a lot of details you are analytical, patient and suspicious.

If you have not wasted time on details, you are broad minded, sentimental, even gullible, not too systematic and take a lot of risks.

If you drew less than 4 legs you are in an insecure stage of life, or your entire life is in constant upheaval.

If you drew 4 legs, you are self confident, stubborn and hold on to your plans.

If you drew more than 4 legs, you are an idiot.

The size of the pigs ears tells about your ability to listen to other people — the bigger the better…

And finally the pig’s tail should tell you something about your sex life, once again the bigger and more curled, the… what, forgot the tail? No, it’s absolutely impossible to do the test again.

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Joke #17987

February 14th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What did one dog detective say to the other dog detective?

A: “I think someone is tailing us.”

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Joke #17602

February 11th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What food sounds like a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed cat in the morning?

A: Cats-up!

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Joke #17592

February 11th, 2011 Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »

GUY: “What?  Only two dogs in this whole town?”

DOG OWNER: “Yes… It’s a city of two tails!”

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Joke #17591

February 11th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: When is a dog’s tail not a dog’s tail?

A: When it’s a waggin’ (a wagon)!

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Joke #17590

February 11th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What animal has the head of a cat, the tail of a cat, and the ways of a cat, but isn’t a cat?

A: A kitten!

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Joke #17581

February 11th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What do you call a gossipy cat or dog?

A: A tail-bearer!

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Joke #17579

February 11th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: Why did the dog keep chasing his tail?

A: He wanted to see if he could make ends meet!

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Joke #17563

February 11th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What does a cat say when someone pulls its tail?

A: “Me-ow!

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You take out the trash, and find your pet beaver…

January 31st, 2011 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

You take out the trash, and find your pet beaver in there, eating the comics section of the newspaper. You...

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Quote #16989

January 29th, 2011 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“The dog was eating its tail”

- davepoobond

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Quote #15807

January 18th, 2011 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I am the almighty elmo. all bow down to me, unless u dont want to, of course. I like to eat a monkey tail everyday, and i recommend u to also. good bye”

- elmoisfurry

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Quote #15747

January 17th, 2011 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“The dog has been chasing it’s tail since the weather turned good”

- Ms. Signs

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