National Pee-In-A-Pool Day – n. a holiday that occurs on July 7th.
MOM: “How about a dip with your crackers?”
TOM: “No, thanks, I don’t want to get crumbs in the pool.”
Q: How do lifeguards get to school?
A: On a pool bus.
Q: What’s gray, dives in the swimming pool and goes “Ow!”?
A: An elephant with chlorine in his eyes.
Q: What did the swimming pool say to the springboard?
A: “You’re diving me crazy!”
Q: Why is it rude to go to the bathroom in a public pool?
A: The public doesn’t swim in your toilet, so you shouldn’t go in their pool.
Q: How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?
Q: What do you call a bunch of White people in a Swimming Pool
A: Rice Bubbles
Q: What do you call a bunch of Indians in a Swimming Pool
A: Cocoa Pops
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
yuvarewapa – v. to bitchslap a member of Abba while swimming in pee
tonnjo – v. to throw a TV in a swimming pool
poolab – n. a pool where they experiment on poo