yadliuvbelirg – n. A food item which is prepared by putting sticks of uncooked spaghetti on a plate, covering it with marinara sauce, putting a slice of deli-cut cheese, and then microwaving for a while
Q: Where does pasta go to lose weight?
Q: What would you get if you crossed linguine with a boa constrictor?
A: Spaghetti that winds itself.
Q: How do you learn to eat spaghetti?
A: By using your noodle!
The following is a menu offered at the Unfriendly Restaurhant and Coffin Shop Moan-U.
A die-ning delight that will lift your spirits!
Boo-gels and Scream Cheese
Ice Scream Floats
Clammy on the Half Shell
Chilllled Tomb-ato Juice
SOUPS AND SALADS
Cream of Asparaghost
Lettuce Alone Salad
Marinated Brussel Shouts
Banana Scream Pie
Key Slime Pie
Hot Sludge Shun-dae
Souther Fright Chicken
Turkey with Grave-y
Breakfast Served from Midnight to 3 A.M. Daily
Ghost Toasties with Evaporated Milk
Scream of Wheat
Terri-fried Eggs — Over Easy
Three-moan-it Soft-booled Eggs
Cust-tomb-ers: We accept Die-ners Club, Monster Card, and American Hex-press Credit Cards
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with an Italian dinner?
A: Spaghetti and meat bells!