nedo – n. a robot that wears underwear and knee-high socks.
I heard my wife mention one morning while getting ready for Church, “I sure need some new stockings.”
When she went into the bakery on the way home that afternoon, I spied a clothing store next door. So, I thought I would surprise her and went in to buy her some new stockings…
“Can I help you,” the saleslady asked.
“Yes, I would like to get some stockings for me wife please.”
“Sheer?” she asked.
“No, she’s not here,” I replied. “She’s next door at the bakery.”
Q: Who comes down the hospital chimney once a year and fills the stockings with bandages?
A: Santa Gauze.
Q: How does celery celebrate Christmas?
A: It hangs up its stalking!
“I hate it when you wear socks and they fall off”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
“grab ya cocks and drop ya socks =0)~~~”
– from the Internet
Q: What kind of socks do pirates wear?
A: Arrrgyle socks.
Gladys not me who got coal in my stocking!
Stockings’ll keep your feet warm!
Q: Why did the sock monster cross the road?
A: To stink up the whole town.
“Did you hear about the moron who couldn’t get his stocking to hang over the fireplace on Christmas Eve?”
“No. What did he do?”
“He finally took it off his foot.”
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who plant feet firmly in ground end up with soiled socks.
HARRY: “These are my golf socks?”
GARRY: “What do you mean golf socks?”
HARRY: “They have 18 holes.”
OVERHEARD AT A PARTY: “I tried on my old World War II Army uniform and the only thing that fit were the socks.”