Joke #5321

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They entered a bar and when the waitress came over they ordered some drinks.

A few minutes later they went to the bathroom and there was a woman sitting outside. The woman said “Beware of our new attraction, the mirror. If you tell the truth you will be rewarded with riches, but if you lie, you will be sucked into the mirror forever.”

So the redhead walks into the bathroom and up to the mirror and says “I think I am the most beautiful of us three.” She found herself holding the keys to a new really nice car.

Then the brunette goes to the mirror and says “I think I am the most talented of us three.”

Then the blonde goes up to the mirror and says “I think…” and was immedietly sucked into the mirror.


Joke #5320

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go out hunting. The brunette goes out and comes back with a deer.

“How did you do that?” asks the blonde and the redhead.

The brunette replies “I followed its tracks.”

The redhead goes out and also comes back with a deer.

“How did you do that?” the blonde and the brunette ask.

“I followed its tracks” the redhead says.

The blonde goes and and follows the tracks… and gets hit by a train!


Joke #5308

A redhead went to a doctor and said “Doctor, doctor, help me everywhere I touch hurts!”

Then the doctor says, “What do you mean it hurts everywhere?”

The redhead said look she took one finger and poked her stomach and started crying and showed the doctor, taking the same finger and poked her leg, starting to cry and saying it was hurting really bad.

Then the doctor says, “Ma’am you’re not really a redhead, are you? Are you a blonde?”

The lady says “How did you know doctor?” The doctor replies, “Your finger is broken.”


Joke #5302

There were three woman stuck on an island, a blonde, redhead, and a brunette.

They find a magic lamp and get 1 wish each from the genie inside.

The redhead wishes to be back home with her family.

The brunette wishes to be richer and off the island (which is actualy two wishes, but the genie grants them anyway).

And the blonde says “Well, I’m kind of lonely. I wish my friends were back!”


Joke #5294

A skyscaper is on fire, there are three people on the top of the building, waiting to be rescued; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.

There are people standing on the streets holding out a blanket and asking them to jump.

The brunette jumped and they moved the blanket away. She fell to her death.

The crowds were asking the redhead to jump but she said no.

“Don’t worry, we all hate brunettes and love redheads.”

She believed it and jumped, and again, they moved the blanket and she fell to her death.

The blonde quickly shouted, “okay, I will jump but only on one condition. You all must put the blanket on the floor and back off 10 meteres, then I will jump!”


Joke #5288

There’s a blonde, brunette, and a redhead all stranded on an island.

They are about 30 miles from land, and the brunette bets the redhead and blonde she could swim to land first, and if she didn’t, then she’d pay them both $100.

Well they all started swimming, and 10 miles into the swim, the redhead became tired and drowns.

The blonde and brunette continued, and about 2 miles from shore the blonde became tired, turned around and went back.

The brunette, just turned around and said what a dumbass, and never heard from the blonde again.


Joke #5274

There is a brunette, redhead, and a blonde being held captive and they are going to be executed. They bring out the brunette and say, “Any last words?” She replied, “No.” The guys with the guns said, “Ready aim…”

“TORNADO,” yells the brunette. Everyone ducked and she ran away.  Then they bring out the redhead. “Any last words?” they asked. “No,” she replied. “Ready aim…”

“EARTHQUAKE,” yelled the redhead. They all ducked and she ran away.  Lastly, they bring out the blonde. “Any last words?” asked the firing squad. “No,” the blonde said. “Ready aim…..”

And the blonde screams, “FIRE!!!!!!”


Joke #5272

There are three girls going on a long car trip in the desert.

One has brown hair, one is a redhead, and other is a blonde. All of a sudden the car stops.

“Darn, it won’t start!” exclaims the brown haired girl.

“Okay, we’ll just have to walk across the desert to get help,” says the redhead, “So, bring anything that is necessary for survival.”

The brunette brings some water in a big bottle. The redhead bring a hand held fan, and the blonde goes over to the car and rips off the car door.

As they are walking the girls dcide to stop to take a break.

The brunette drinks some water, and the redhead turns on the little fan. The blonde rolls down the car window and says, “Ahh, now that’s better!”


Joke #5265

There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they are running from the police. They run into an alley.

The brunette jumps into a box, the redhead jumps behind a trash can and the blonde jumps into an old potato sack.

The cops come down the alley. They kick the box and the brunette goes “ARF ARF!!” “oh, it’s just an old dog.” the policeman says.

Then they kick the trash can and the redhead goes “MEOW!!” “oh, it’s just an old cat” the policman says.

Then they kick the potato sack and the blonde yells “POTATO POTATO POTATO!!!!!”