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Joke #5294

A skyscaper is on fire, there are three people on the top of the building, waiting to be rescued; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.

There are people standing on the streets holding out a blanket and asking them to jump.

The brunette jumped and they moved the blanket away. She fell to her death.

The crowds were asking the redhead to jump but she said no.

“Don’t worry, we all hate brunettes and love redheads.”

She believed it and jumped, and again, they moved the blanket and she fell to her death.

The blonde quickly shouted, “okay, I will jump but only on one condition. You all must put the blanket on the floor and back off 10 meteres, then I will jump!”