Joke #18079

Vacationing in Kentucky, a friend and I spent the night at a small motel outside of Louisville. In the morning, I asked the woman at the desk for directions to Churchill Downs. Not able to tell us, she called her husband from the back room.

“Churchill Downs?” he asked. “That’s the race-track, isn’t it?”

We nodded. He hesitated and then said, “I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere south of the university. I’m sorry, but I don’t think I can be much help.”

At that point his wife left the room. The husband looked over his shoulder to make sure she had disappeared. Then he winked
at us, leaned over the counter and whispered, “Take Third Street through town, go past the university and turn right on Central Avenue. After that, just look for the twin spires.  You can’t miss ’em!”

 

Joke #12641

A football scout returned from the hills of Kentucky and told his boss, “I found a kid up there who is six feet, nine inches tall and weighs four hundred pounds.  He has hands like hams and a neck size of thirty inches.”

The college coach jumped up from behind his desk and shouted, “He sounds like what the team needs.  Bring him in.”

“I can’t,” said the scout.  “His chain only reaches ten feet.”

 

Oddly Named Towns

Here are some oddly named towns:

– Toad Suck, Arkansas
– Hot Coffee, Mississippi
– Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
– Frankenstein, Missouri
– Chicken, Alaska
– Fifty-Six, Arizona
– Knockemstiff, Ohio
– Rabbit Hash, Kentucky
– Happy Jack, Arizona
– Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

If you have one, feel free to leave a comment.