Tag - Kentucky


Joke #18079

February 16th, 2011 Posted in (C) Misandry Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Vacationing in Kentucky, a friend and I spent the night at a small motel outside of Louisville. In the morning, I asked the woman at the desk for directions to Churchill Downs. Not able to tell us, she called her husband from the back room.

“Churchill Downs?” he asked. “That’s the race-track, isn’t it?”

We nodded. He hesitated and then said, “I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere south of the university. I’m sorry, but I don’t think I can be much help.”

At that point his wife left the room. The husband looked over his shoulder to make sure she had disappeared. Then he winked
at us, leaned over the counter and whispered, “Take Third Street through town, go past the university and turn right on Central Avenue. After that, just look for the twin spires.  You can’t miss ‘em!”

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Joke #17524

February 10th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: Where do dogs love to go on vacation?

A: Kenneltucky!

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Joke #17452

February 9th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?

A: With Southern Horsepitality!

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Top Dog and Cat Songs – Ten Great Mewsical Hits

February 9th, 2011 Posted in Lists No Comments »

Pup Goes the Weasel

My Old Kenneltucky Home

The Alley Cat

What’s New, Pussycat?

Tommy

Chow Much Do I Love You?

Melan-collie Baby

Sergeant Purr-per’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Purr-sonality

Pet Your Arms Around Me

I Saw You Last Night And Got That Old Feline

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Pick a word, your choice will change your future to that path!

February 4th, 2011 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

Pick a word, your choice will change your future to that path!

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Where was Abe Lincoln born?

February 4th, 2011 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

Where was Abe Lincoln born?

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Joke #12641

November 28th, 2010 Posted in (C) Sports Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

A football scout returned from the hills of Kentucky and told his boss, “I found a kid up there who is six feet, nine inches tall and weighs four hundred pounds.  He has hands like hams and a neck size of thirty inches.”

The college coach jumped up from behind his desk and shouted, “He sounds like what the team needs.  Bring him in.”

“I can’t,” said the scout.  “His chain only reaches ten feet.”

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Oddly Named Towns

December 1st, 2007 Posted in Lists No Comments »

Here are some oddly named towns:

- Toad Suck, Arkansas
- Hot Coffee, Mississippi
- Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
- Frankenstein, Missouri
- Chicken, Alaska
- Fifty-Six, Arizona
- Knockemstiff, Ohio
- Rabbit Hash, Kentucky
- Happy Jack, Arizona
- Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

If you have one, feel free to leave a comment.

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dang

August 9th, 2007 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

dang – Interjection. Kentucky style for damn

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