Quote #21105

Mrs. Price Check: “A zarzuela is like a mixture between an opera and a regular play…its half-spoken and half-sang.”

doman: “Like a musical.”

Mrs. Price Check: “No no no you don’t understand…its like…a regular play that has songs in it.”

doman: “Like a musical…”

Mrs. Price Check: “No.”

– from davepoobond’s high school

 

Quote #21095: “Spanish” Dialogue

Hawdrerw: “|Hola! Neceita catase?”

Custour: “Si, Quiero un moda nueva”

Hawdrerw: “Si, Quiere su pelo corto?”

Custour: “Si, no me gusta pelo largo”

HD: “Yo, Cumprendo”

C.: “Su da prlla, pur favur”

HD: “Pur que?”

C: “Purque neceito irse pronto”

DD: “Pur que?”

C: “Voy a sur cm retraso pum my fneita”

– written on a piece of paper by Chris the Priss.

 

Quote #21088: Spanish Dialogue

davepoobond: “ollah, Sra. Poopoo Cabeza!”

Sr. Poopoo Head: “No soy una Sra.! Tu eres tonto!”

davepoobond: “asi, asi! Tus estudiantes son tontos, no mi! puto!”

Sr. Poopoo Head: “puto! Puto! Tu eres el puto, puto!”

davepoobond: “whee!”

– written on a piece of paper for a school assignment, but wasn’t turned in.