Dr. OldNBald (points at someone): “your name is…?”
Andy: “Andy”
Dr. OldNBald: “don’t answer ‘Andy’”
::Dr. OldNBald shakes his finger at him::
– from davepoobond’s high school
Tag Archives: high school
Quote #21112
John: YEAH! We ARE-THE WINNERS!
Cindy: Correction: you are the LOSERS
John: Correction: NO!
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21110
stimpyismyname: “Stop TAPPING ME!”
davepoobond: “stop tapping your MOM!”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21106
Jessica: “You want it?”
Mark: “Yeah I do.”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21105
Mrs. Price Check: “A zarzuela is like a mixture between an opera and a regular play…its half-spoken and half-sang.”
doman: “Like a musical.”
Mrs. Price Check: “No no no you don’t understand…its like…a regular play that has songs in it.”
doman: “Like a musical…”
Mrs. Price Check: “No.”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21104
Josh: “when is this class over?”
davepoobond: “neverrrr!”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21103
Guy 1: “you pussy! raise your hand!”
::Guy 1 throws a pen at Guy 2::
Guy 1: “you pussy! raise your hand!”
::Guy 2 picks up pen::
Guy 2: “my pen”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21099
davepoobond: “hey, Roubie Boobie, what’s 1 + 1?”
Return of the Dragon: “….2”
davepoobond: “no, its shut the hell up!”
::Return of the Dragon punches davepoobond::
davepoobond: “ow…”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21095: “Spanish” Dialogue
Hawdrerw: “|Hola! Neceita catase?”
Custour: “Si, Quiero un moda nueva”
Hawdrerw: “Si, Quiere su pelo corto?”
Custour: “Si, no me gusta pelo largo”
HD: “Yo, Cumprendo”
C.: “Su da prlla, pur favur”
HD: “Pur que?”
C: “Purque neceito irse pronto”
DD: “Pur que?”
C: “Voy a sur cm retraso pum my fneita”
– written on a piece of paper by Chris the Priss.
Quote #21093
Jasper: “why are you so horny?”
Theresa: “so, what?”
Jasper: “you heard”
Theresa: “what?”
Jasper: “horn-ay!”
Theresa: “what?”
Jasper: “horny, horny!”
Theresa: “Oh…I’m not!”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21092
Mrs. Price Check: “Benjamin, are you here?”
Ben: “yes…”
Mrs. Price Check: “Then look at me”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21090
Person 1: “you think there is a word exidence?”
Person 2: “actually there is a word called exidence”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21089
Jasper: “I was close right?”
::Mr. P-yooson pretends to look around::
Mr. P-yooson: “don’t see any horseshoes”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21088: Spanish Dialogue
davepoobond: “ollah, Sra. Poopoo Cabeza!”
Sr. Poopoo Head: “No soy una Sra.! Tu eres tonto!”
davepoobond: “asi, asi! Tus estudiantes son tontos, no mi! puto!”
Sr. Poopoo Head: “puto! Puto! Tu eres el puto, puto!”
davepoobond: “whee!”
– written on a piece of paper for a school assignment, but wasn’t turned in.
Quote #21087
BlindBubba: “Did someone just cut-it?”
davepoobond: “I think so. I can smell it already.”
– from davepoobond’s high school