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You want to merge onto a freeway. You should drive:

July 27th, 2013 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23005

May 1st, 2013 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs 1 Comment »

I hate you

You hate me

Barney is the cause of World War Three

With some shotguns on our backs

And something with infrared

Let’s go blow off Barney’s head!

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Bad Submission #22920

March 30th, 2013 Posted in Bad Submissions No Comments »

Submitted using the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.

This form was submitted:  May 08 2004 / 22:36:19

name = the killer
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song = tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a ji i joe moma called the doctor and said oops! barneys dead shot in the head  squirting out red! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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tucuv

March 1st, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

tucuv – v. to smash someone in the head with a bowl of cereal

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Joke #22724

January 4th, 2013 Posted in (C) Blonde Jokes, (C) Sexual Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What do you call a blonde with a bucket on her head?

A: All you can eat under a buck.

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gexde

March 29th, 2012 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

gexde – v. to kick the head off a snake

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22146

February 22nd, 2012 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I woke up from bed

The news said

Barneys dead! (Finally)

I can’t believe they said

That gay dino who is sick in the head

Is finally dead.

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22090

January 11th, 2012 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate Barney

You hate me

I’ll hang you both by a F-in tree

With a knife through your heads

And a sword through your stomachs

Ha ha you’re both dead.

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21949

September 7th, 2011 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you

You hate me

I chased Barney up a tree

With a .44 shotgun

Shot him in the head

Oopsies, I think barneys dead

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21946

September 6th, 2011 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs 1 Comment »

Barney is dead.

Stabbed in the head.

Little kids hop

Was shot by a cop

Barney is dead along with his friends

Shot in the head

Cut me some fuckin slack

I made this up at the last damn minute…

But I wish that that over weight fat shit hole Barney burns in hell!

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21942

September 1st, 2011 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you

You hate me

Barney gave you H.I.V.

So I kicked him in the balls

And you shot him in the head

Now that purple bastards dead

(I hate him so much)

Another version of this song:

I hate you

You hate me

Barney gave me HIV

So I kicked him in the balls

And I punched him in the head

Now that purple bastards dead!

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Joke #21855

August 12th, 2011 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What’s black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?

A: A black guy with a spear through his head.

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Joke #21422

May 12th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: How do you stop a goth from drowning?

A: Take your foot off their head.

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Joke #21222

April 27th, 2011 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

A bad pun is like watching two old people having sex. You never asked for it, but later on, you can’t get it out of your head.

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Joke #18605

February 21st, 2011 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter’s portrait for a class assignment. Peter agreed, and the art student painted and submitted the portrait, only to receive a C minus.

The art student approached the professor to ask why the grade was so poor. The teacher told him that the proportions in the painting were incorrect.

“The head is too big,” the professor explained. “The shoulders are too wide, and the feet are enormous.”

The next day, the art student brought Peter to see the professor. He took one look at my brother and said, “Okay, A minus.”

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