I hate you

You hate me

Barney is the cause of World War Three

With some shotguns on our backs

And something with infrared

Let’s go blow off Barney’s head!

Tags: dinosaur, head, shotgun, war, world

Tagged People: MR. mister

Submitted using the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.

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This form was submitted:  May 08 2004 / 22:36:19

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song = tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a ji i joe moma called the doctor and said oops! barneys dead shot in the head  squirting out red! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Tags: blood, dinosaur, doctor, head

Tagged People: the killer

tucuv – v. to smash someone in the head with a bowl of cereal

Tags: assault, cereal, head, tucuv, verb

Q: What do you call a blonde with a bucket on her head?

A: All you can eat under a buck.

Tags: blonde, bucket, food, head

Tagged People: nice fucker

gexde – v. to kick the head off a snake

Tags: gexde, head, snake, verb

I woke up from bed

The news said

Barneys dead! (Finally)

I can’t believe they said

That gay dino who is sick in the head

Is finally dead.

Tags: Barney, dinosaur, gay, head

Tagged People: The hapest THING ON EARTH

I hate Barney

You hate me

I’ll hang you both by a F-in tree

With a knife through your heads

And a sword through your stomachs

Ha ha you’re both dead.

Tags: Barney, head, knife, stomach, sword, tree

Tagged People: yarg

I hate you

You hate me

I chased Barney up a tree

With a .44 shotgun

Shot him in the head

Oopsies, I think barneys dead

Tags: Barney, gun, head, tree

Tagged People: maddog14

Barney is dead.

Stabbed in the head.

Little kids hop

Was shot by a cop

Barney is dead along with his friends

Shot in the head

Cut me some fuckin slack

I made this up at the last damn minute…

But I wish that that over weight fat shit hole Barney burns in hell!

Tags: Barney, gun, head, hell, police

Tagged People: slick

I hate you

You hate me

Barney gave you H.I.V.

So I kicked him in the balls

And you shot him in the head

Now that purple bastards dead

(I hate him so much)

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Another version of this song:

I hate you

You hate me

Barney gave me HIV

So I kicked him in the balls

And I punched him in the head

Now that purple bastards dead!

Tags: balls, Barney, gun, head, HIV

Tagged People: miss bitch, skatybg

Q: What’s black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?

A: A black guy with a spear through his head.

Tags: black, door, head

Tagged People: killab

Q: How do you stop a goth from drowning?

A: Take your foot off their head.

Tags: goth, head, water

Tagged People: pokedmyeyeout

A bad pun is like watching two old people having sex. You never asked for it, but later on, you can’t get it out of your head.

Tags: head, sex

Tagged People: Matt Sussman

One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter’s portrait for a class assignment. Peter agreed, and the art student painted and submitted the portrait, only to receive a C minus.

The art student approached the professor to ask why the grade was so poor. The teacher told him that the proportions in the painting were incorrect.

“The head is too big,” the professor explained. “The shoulders are too wide, and the feet are enormous.”

The next day, the art student brought Peter to see the professor. He took one look at my brother and said, “Okay, A minus.”

Tags: art, brother, feet, head, professor, shoulders

Q: What’s the difference between a King’s son, a monkey’s mother, a bald head, and an orphan?

A: One’s an heir apparent, the next is a hairy parent, the next has no hair apparent, and the last has nary a parent.

Tags: hair, head, king, monkey, mother