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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23918

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you,

You hate me,

We’re an abnormal family,

With shovel and a spade

I’ll hit you in the head,

Now that purple bastards dead!

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23916

July 15th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate him

He hates me

Let’s hang Barney in a tree

With a kick and a punch

And a bullet to his head

Now that purple freak is dead

I effin hate Barney (and chemestry)

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You want to merge onto a freeway. You should drive:

July 27th, 2013 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

You want to merge onto a freeway. You should drive:

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23005

May 1st, 2013 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs 1 Comment »

I hate you

You hate me

Barney is the cause of World War Three

With some shotguns on our backs

And something with infrared

Let’s go blow off Barney’s head!

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Bad Submission #22920

March 30th, 2013 Posted in Bad Submissions No Comments »

Submitted using the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.

This form was submitted:  May 08 2004 / 22:36:19

name = the killer
email =
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song = tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a ji i joe moma called the doctor and said oops! barneys dead shot in the head  squirting out red! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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tucuv

March 1st, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

tucuv – v. to smash someone in the head with a bowl of cereal

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Joke #22724

January 4th, 2013 Posted in (C) Blonde Jokes, (C) Sexual Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What do you call a blonde with a bucket on her head?

A: All you can eat under a buck.

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gexde

March 29th, 2012 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

gexde – v. to kick the head off a snake

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22146

February 22nd, 2012 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I woke up from bed

The news said

Barneys dead! (Finally)

I can’t believe they said

That gay dino who is sick in the head

Is finally dead.

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22090

January 11th, 2012 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate Barney

You hate me

I’ll hang you both by a F-in tree

With a knife through your heads

And a sword through your stomachs

Ha ha you’re both dead.

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21949

September 7th, 2011 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you

You hate me

I chased Barney up a tree

With a .44 shotgun

Shot him in the head

Oopsies, I think barneys dead

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21946

September 6th, 2011 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs 1 Comment »

Barney is dead.

Stabbed in the head.

Little kids hop

Was shot by a cop

Barney is dead along with his friends

Shot in the head

Cut me some fuckin slack

I made this up at the last damn minute…

But I wish that that over weight fat shit hole Barney burns in hell!

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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21942

September 1st, 2011 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

I hate you

You hate me

Barney gave you H.I.V.

So I kicked him in the balls

And you shot him in the head

Now that purple bastards dead

(I hate him so much)

Another version of this song:

I hate you

You hate me

Barney gave me HIV

So I kicked him in the balls

And I punched him in the head

Now that purple bastards dead!

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Joke #21855

August 12th, 2011 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What’s black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?

A: A black guy with a spear through his head.

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Joke #21422

May 12th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: How do you stop a goth from drowning?

A: Take your foot off their head.

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