WoW Chat #21626

[2] [davepoobond]: good idea or bad idea: shaving my feet

[2] [Duelostar]: good, just dont press down to hard

[2] [Dozr]: Nair stupid

[2] [Duelostar]: if you cut yourself it’ll be painful and it’ll probably get infected

[2] [davepoobond]: is it weird if i shave my foot hair and then sprinkle it on my nutsack to make it look like i have hairy balls

[2] [Cupp]: no not at all

[2] [Excerion]: no

[2] [Cupp]: you do that too?

[2] [davepoobond]: not yet

[2] [Azzrael]: as long as it’s your hair, i say go for it

[2] [Darnate]: I say shave your butt next time

[2] [Furrywarriar]: lol

[2] [davepoobond]: ok i did it, its so cool

 

Say You’ll Grow Hair

Parody of “Say You’ll Be There” by the Spice Girls.

Say you’ll grow hair…
Say you’ll grow hair…

I’m getting a new hair piece
For this boy I see
This I swear…

Last time, you had an evaluation
I decided that I’d fix your split ends…yeah
But now I just twist them up in circles
Tell me when this growing bald spot will end…

Now you – tell me that you’re using a glove
Well the Velcro it should work easily…
This time, you gotta rake it easy, gently part it-
There’s just too much lotion for me…
Any fool can see that it’s falling,
Gotta take this hair to the can…. (Yes I do, yeah)

I’m getting a new hair piece
For this boy I see,this I swear…
And… all that I want from you,
Is a wig or two, to be there… (Say you’ll grow hair!)

If you, glue 2 more hairs together
Then we’ll see – what this hair spray is for…
If you – can’t fight this bald invasion…
I’ll just make you sweep the hair off the floor.
There is no weave, too frayed or ugly
It would be better left on your head. (Yes it would, yeah)

I’m getting a new hair piece
For this boy I see… this I swear (Say you’ll grow hair!)
And… all that I want from you,
Is a wig or two, to be there. (Yeah, toupees too)

I’m getting a new hair piece
For this boy I see ,this I swear… (Say you’ll grow hair!)
And… all that I want from you,
Is a wig or two to be there.