Sunken Queen Mary (By Aliens)

In July 2022, maintenance of the Queen Mary fell behind.  Retrofitting of the 50 caliber artillery rail guns was behind schedule.  This was the tactical advantage the aliens needed to destroy The Queen.

In the midst of battle an ancient civilization, named the Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond (aka RIMJOB), rose from the aftermath to challenge the aliens and reclaim what is rightfully theirs, the Workers’ Compensation industry.

Their leader, Grand Imperialist Sobby Mardon was soon hit with fraudulent longshore claims due to the sinking of the Queen Mary.  Eventually, Sobby Mardon employed the services of WeSuckAt Investigations to investigate these claims and was immediately regretful.  They sucked.

Moral: If you’re going to hire someone to investigate fraud, hire a good company.

 

Quote #22939

“‘FREE’ TRIAL?  NOTHING BUT A FRAUDULENT SCHEME.  I AM CONTACTING CA. STATE ATTORNEY TO PROCEED AGAINST THIS SO-CALLED INTERNET ‘SERVICE.’   THIS ENTITY IS ONLY SET UP TO DEFRAUD CONSUMERS OF $14.99.  NO DIFFERENT FROM THOSE CORRUPT NIGERIANS BENT ON PROFITING FROM UNSUSPECTING INTERNET USERS.

KAREN C LEE  LAKE ELSINORE, CA.  3/7/2013″

– from the YouSendIt forums

 

Joke #12779

Two businessmen met on a cruise and struck up a conversation.  one said, “I took this trip with insurance money.  I got ten thousand dollars for fire damage to my store.”

The other man replied, “What a coincidence!  I’m here on insurance money too.  I collected twenty thousand dollars for flood damage to my store.”

The first man eyed the other for a few minutes and then leaned over and whispered, “Say, how do you start a flood?”