Quote #22939

“‘FREE’ TRIAL?  NOTHING BUT A FRAUDULENT SCHEME.  I AM CONTACTING CA. STATE ATTORNEY TO PROCEED AGAINST THIS SO-CALLED INTERNET ‘SERVICE.’   THIS ENTITY IS ONLY SET UP TO DEFRAUD CONSUMERS OF $14.99.  NO DIFFERENT FROM THOSE CORRUPT NIGERIANS BENT ON PROFITING FROM UNSUSPECTING INTERNET USERS.

KAREN C LEE  LAKE ELSINORE, CA.  3/7/2013″

– from the YouSendIt forums

 

Joke #12779

Two businessmen met on a cruise and struck up a conversation.  one said, “I took this trip with insurance money.  I got ten thousand dollars for fire damage to my store.”

The other man replied, “What a coincidence!  I’m here on insurance money too.  I collected twenty thousand dollars for flood damage to my store.”

The first man eyed the other for a few minutes and then leaned over and whispered, “Say, how do you start a flood?”