xmni – n. a pineapple teriyaki sauce smoothie
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March 26th, 2013 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »
xmni – n. a pineapple teriyaki sauce smoothie
Tags: drink, food, noun, pineapple, teriyaki sauce, xmni
March 5th, 2013 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »
sangran – n. a beverage which is made by mixing champagne, orange juice, and piss.
Tags: champagne, drink, food, noun, orange juice, piss, sangran
July 17th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck.
She took it round the corner to teach it how to…
Fry and egg for breakfast, fry an egg for tea.
The more you eat, the more you drink, the more you want to…
Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock.
Up jumped Jaws and bit off his…
Cocktails, gingerales, 40c a glass.
If you don’t like them, stick em up your…
Ask no qestions, tell no lies.
I saw santa claus undoing his…
Flies are bad, mosuitoes are worse.
And this is the end of my silly little verse.
Tags: breakfast, cocktail, drink, duck, egg, lamb, Santa Claus
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March 22nd, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »
ficlbriat – n. a diet Pepsi and a liter of water
Tags: Diet Pepsi, drink, ficlbriat, noun, water
March 22nd, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »
brauneisen – n. Gatorade-beef-jerky slushy
Tags: beef jerky, brauneisen, drink, Gatorade, noun, slushie
January 31st, 2011 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
January 29th, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“I don’t trust having all of my proteins in one simple protein drink. I can’t trust anything that you usually can feel that is grounded up and put into a drink”
- davepoobond
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January 24th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
::drinks something::
“mmh! tastes like nice warm ass!”
- from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Tags: ass, drink, high school
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December 18th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
WAITER: “What will you have to drink?”
CUSTOMER: “I’ll have ginger ale.”
WAITER: “Pale?”
CUSTOMER: “Oh, no. Just a glass will do.”
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May 28th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
I’m so clumsy that when I mix cocktails at a party, the drinks aren’t on the house — they’re on the carpet!
Tags: carpet, cocktail, drink, house, party