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retrosublimislushification

July 30th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

retrosublimislushification – n. a law of physics in which air instantly turns into sugary neutral-taste slushy.  It does not pass through the water stage.

The process can only be initiated when a static sign stating “slushy will be ready in 20 minutes” is on an empty slushy machine.  If it has not yet happened, the sign will still read 20 minutes, so you should come back in 20 minutes and check again.  Repeat until it happens, otherwise it doesn’t happen.

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ibsaa

July 13th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ibsaa – n. a sticky note used as a drink coaster

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xmni

March 26th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

xmni – n. a pineapple teriyaki sauce smoothie

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sangran

March 5th, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

sangran – n. a beverage which is made by mixing champagne, orange juice, and piss.

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Red Bull(shit)

May 20th, 2012 Posted in Pictures No Comments »

Red Bull(shit)

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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21779

July 17th, 2011 Posted in (F) Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck.

She took it round the corner to teach it how to…

Fry and egg for breakfast, fry an egg for tea.

The more you eat, the more you drink, the more you want to…

Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock.

Up jumped Jaws and bit off his…

Cocktails, gingerales, 40c a glass.

If you don’t like them, stick em up your…

Ask no qestions, tell no lies.

I saw santa claus undoing his…

Flies are bad, mosuitoes are worse.

And this is the end of my silly little verse. :)

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bodague

March 22nd, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

bodague – n. beef jerky slushie

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ficlbriat

March 22nd, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

ficlbriat – n. a diet Pepsi and a liter of water

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brauneisen

March 22nd, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

brauneisen – n. Gatorade-beef-jerky slushy

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corhirmt

March 22nd, 2011 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

corhirmt – n. boiling Gatorade

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Joke #17792

February 13th, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: What kind of bar doesn’t serve drinks?

A: A chocolate bar!

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Can you put fizz in a fruit-flavored drink?

January 31st, 2011 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

Can you put fizz in a fruit-flavored drink?

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Quote #17051

January 29th, 2011 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I don’t trust having all of my proteins in one simple protein drink. I can’t trust anything that you usually can feel that is grounded up and put into a drink”

– davepoobond

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Quote #16271

January 24th, 2011 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

::drinks something::

“mmh! tastes like nice warm ass!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Joke #12955

December 18th, 2010 Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »

WAITER: “What will you have to drink?”

CUSTOMER: “I’ll have ginger ale.”

WAITER: “Pale?”

CUSTOMER: “Oh, no.  Just a glass will do.”

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