Joke #24712

A blonde walks next to a railroad track one day when she see’s a brunette. The brunette is just jumping on the track, saying “21, 21, 21, 21, 21.”  The blonde says “that looks like fun” and starts jumping on the track going “21, 21, 21, 21, 21.”  A train sounds and the brunette jumps off but the blonde gets hit and dies.

Then the brunette gets back on and says “22, 22, 22, 22, 22.”


Joke #9284: Rolling Back the Years

A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.”

“That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I can only sell the car.”

“Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ‘fix it’. Then you shouldn’t have a problem anymore trying to sell your car.”

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?”

“No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”


Joke #9281: Shades of Grey

One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.

The little girl looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”

Her mother replied, “Well, every time you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, “Momma, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white?”


Joke #9234: Cab Unfare

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, “I hate all the blonde jokes people tell.”

“Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I’ll prove it to you.”

They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.

“Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I’m home,” said the brunette.

The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, “See! That guy was really stupid.”

“No kidding,” replied the blonde. “There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead.”


Joke #5321

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They entered a bar and when the waitress came over they ordered some drinks.

A few minutes later they went to the bathroom and there was a woman sitting outside. The woman said “Beware of our new attraction, the mirror. If you tell the truth you will be rewarded with riches, but if you lie, you will be sucked into the mirror forever.”

So the redhead walks into the bathroom and up to the mirror and says “I think I am the most beautiful of us three.” She found herself holding the keys to a new really nice car.

Then the brunette goes to the mirror and says “I think I am the most talented of us three.”

Then the blonde goes up to the mirror and says “I think…” and was immedietly sucked into the mirror.


Joke #5320

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go out hunting. The brunette goes out and comes back with a deer.

“How did you do that?” asks the blonde and the redhead.

The brunette replies “I followed its tracks.”

The redhead goes out and also comes back with a deer.

“How did you do that?” the blonde and the brunette ask.

“I followed its tracks” the redhead says.

The blonde goes and and follows the tracks… and gets hit by a train!


Joke #5317

There was a brunette mother who had two teenage blonde daughters.  She asked them if they could paint the house while she went shopping.

They both agreed, and right before the mother left the house, she asked them not to get their clothes dirty. So then she took off, and the two blondes obeyed their mother by taking off their clothes so they wouldn’t get them dirty.

Then when they were about halfway done, they heard a knock on the door, so without opening the door, they asked who it was, and the person on the other side answered “the blind man.”  So the two blondes thought, ok, he’s blind, he cant see anything…so they opened the door and the blind man said, “nice tits, ladies, but where do you want the blinds?”


Joke #5302

There were three woman stuck on an island, a blonde, redhead, and a brunette.

They find a magic lamp and get 1 wish each from the genie inside.

The redhead wishes to be back home with her family.

The brunette wishes to be richer and off the island (which is actualy two wishes, but the genie grants them anyway).

And the blonde says “Well, I’m kind of lonely. I wish my friends were back!”