chorkeesh – v. to wipe your ass with flowers cause there’s nothing else around
choad tail – n. a stringy braided ass hair that hangs down to your choad.
Ex. Brian holmes has a choad tail.
cheesy bits – n. the grot that builds up between your bumcheeks when you don’t shower/bath in a few days which is made up of sweat, salt and lint from your jocks
cheese – n. a mixture of greasy sweat and butt lint mixed together stuck between one’s buttcheeks
ceptorb – n. a fat bastard who sits on his arse and looks at porn like the dirty pervert he is: attempts to fit in – fails.
Ex. Muhrad Z and Wayne Buckley <see Wayneth Buckleus>
byed – n. an ass flavored mint
butt snapper – n. one who bites a person’s butt in the shower
butt pirate – n. a pirate that eats ass and sucks dick all day, he goes from ship to ship forcing sailors to have sex with them
buttfuck – n. something fun to do to a girl’s ass, especially if she’s skinny, pretty, or a bitch.
Ex. Sharon Turner is so skinny, I can’t believe she let me buttfuck her.
bunghole – n. a code name for an employee worker or adult who will turn you in if you are caught doing something bad. This isn’t something I use *wink*wink*.
Ex. “Bunghole in aisle three”
;} slang for anus
buice – n. a juice that originated from the anus. Also knows as butt-juice.
Ex. I’ll give you a dollar to drink this buice.
budussy – n. the smell of butt, dick, and pussy in the same room
brown lips – n. someone who sucks up to someone more powerful than they are, in other words to kiss someone’s arse.
Ex. John Howard is always kissing George Bush’s arse by worshiping him like a king, what a brown lips.
brown fingers – n. someone who sticks their fingers up peoples arses.
Ex. Doctors who specialize in the bowel area, or sickos like rugby player John Hopoate.
brown-eye – n. Australian slang for dropping your dacks and showing your arse, basically mooning.
Ex. Someone would say “I was at the footy the other day and those dickhead yobbos down in the front were booing our team and chucking brown-eyes at them.”