Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
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Joke #18451
February 20th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Proverbs, Jokes No Comments »
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How old was your mom when she married your dad?
February 4th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
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Joke #12940
December 18th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in (F) Confucius Say Joke, (F) Proverbs, Jokes No Comments »
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The Real Difference Between Young and Old
December 1st, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Lists No Comments »
As every minute passes, we all grow older. But people say that you’re only as old as you feel. So what is the real difference between young and old? It’s not the years. It’s how you look at life:
- When he’s young, a man can’t wait to grow a beard… but when he gets old, the same man just hates to shave every day.
- When she’s young, a girl loves to fix meals… but when she becomes an old married lady, the thing she hates the most is fixing breakfast, lunch, and dinner for her family every day.
- When he’s young, a man enjoys watching girls… but when he gets old, the same man prefers watching the market.
- When she’s young, a girl loves to make herself look older by putting a gray streak in her hair… but when she gets old and finds a real gray streak in her hair, she cries her eyes out.
Tags: age, beard, breakfast, dinner, family, lunch, man, old, shave, woman
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Joke #12726
December 1st, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
They just opened up a place for aged, broken down Volkswagens. It’s an Old Volks Home.
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Joke #12376
November 24th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
DAUGHTER: “How old are you, Dad?”
DAD: “I’m pushing 30.”
DAUGHTER: “From which direction?”
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Joke #12252
September 24th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
If you can do the same things at age seventy that you could at age twenty, you must have been a feeble youth.
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Joke #12193
June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes 1 Comment »
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Joke #12192
June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
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Joke #12190
June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
It’s unfortunate that by the time you realize how much fun it is to be young, you’re old.
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Joke #12187
June 29th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
You’re only as old as you feel. The trouble is I’m only twenty and I feel like I’m sixty.
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Joke #11659
December 19th, 2008 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What does a space creature become after it is one year old?
A: Two years old.
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O(D)DPAIRS
December 24th, 2007 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »
O(D)DPAIRS – Acronym. acronym for Ongoing (D)Description Period of time Age Incomplete Action Regular/habit Simultaneous action
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Joke #5498
September 7th, 2007 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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