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In Trade Chat…

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Neckslicerr: how do u get a girl thats really pretty to like u

davepoobond: go after her legs like the cake you ate

Neckslicerr: ?

Neckslicerr: wow really

Neckslicerr: your funny

davepoobond: i wanna let you know that i am ready to go

Neckslicerr: your fat.

davepoobond: i come around when you least expect me, when your glass is empty

Tags: cake, fat, girl, glass, World of Warcraft

Tagged People: davepoobond, Neckslicerr

[2] [Sassypantss]: you’re laughing at people because you don’t know what you’re talking about? good call

[2] [Proxx]: i don’t? ok bud funny thing is the priest is OVER hit capp, laugh at him

[2] [davepoobond]: thats not very funny

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He then whispers me…

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Proxx: really?

Tags: World of Warcraft

Tagged People: davepoobond, Proxx, Sassypantss

kevmeister01: i like 2 POOP

kevmeister01: it keeps u regular

xoSuPa CaNdYox: o reely

kevmeister01: yes

kevmeister01: its a fact

xoSuPa CaNdYox: mmhmmm

WhiteBoi3313: =p

kevmeister01: yes

kevmeister01: quite

kevmeister01: indeed

WhiteBoi3313: lol

xoSuPa CaNdYox: yah im shur lol

xoSuPa CaNdYox: >.<

kevmeister01: peeing is pretty good 2 but its better when u pee in a bush

xoSuPa CaNdYox: no toilitz bettr

xoSuPa CaNdYox: cuz u cn whip ur ass on toilit paper

WhiteBoi3313: lol

kevmeister01: no cuz if u pee in a bush u might hit a homeless person

xoSuPa CaNdYox: soO when u pee in a toilit u pee on fishez

WhiteBoi3313: ya but pissin while drun if fun 2 caz u pee on ppl

kevmeister01: ya

xoSuPa CaNdYox: n besidez mr.toilit man luvz doodoo n peepee

kevmeister01: i like 2 pee on drunk ppl

xoSuPa CaNdYox: datz not fair cuz i cnt pee on no1

WhiteBoi3313: lol

WhiteBoi3313: brb

kevmeister01: ya u can

xoSuPa CaNdYox: no i cnt

kevmeister01: u just need 2 work on ur aim i can help

xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol wth

WhiteBoi3313: lol

xoSuPa CaNdYox: u jus wna play w/ me

xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol

WhiteBoi3313: no u squat on

WhiteBoi3313: their foot

kevmeister01: ya

WhiteBoi3313: =p

WhiteBoi3313: or leg

kevmeister01: or their face

xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol

WhiteBoi3313: ya thtl be funny with their tounge out befo they lik u u take a piss

kevmeister01: i go for the mouth all the time every time

WhiteBoi3313: lol

WhiteBoi3313: me cat is stupid

kevmeister01: thats good

WhiteBoi3313: i moving me hand around and its following it wiht it head its funny

kevmeister01: … quite

kevmeister01: indeed

WhiteBoi3313: lol

kevmeister01: yes

Tags: cat, fish, homeless person, piss, poop, toilet

Tagged People: kevmeister01, WhiteBoi3313, xoSuPa CaNdYox

During a raid, Elementen was demanding to buy some Volatile Waters out of the guild bank…

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[G] [Elementen]: Ok, so i cant buy somethign out of the gabnk that means nothing cause your over 200k in there and i ask why and i get no reply. ther is no voltile water in the AH so i thought you all would help out a guildy.

[G] [Vongimi]: let me check to see if i have some water

[G] [Unclechu]: who are you?

[G] [davepoobond]: ^

[G] [Elementen]: Im a guildy!

[G] [Unclechu]: i dont know what that means

[G] [davepoobond]: thats worse

[G] [Unclechu]: setarial?

[G] [davepoobond]: than anything else

[G] [Elementen]: yeah

[G] [davepoobond]: you could be

[G] [Unclechu]: is that your main?

[G] [Elementen]: alt

[G] [Unclechu]: are you a social?

[G] [Elementen]: yes

[G] [Unclechu]: who do you know?

[G] [Elementen]: i apped and was invited by Graiff

[G] [Unclechu]: well, then ask graiff for the water

[G] [Unclechu]: case closed

[G] [Rev:]: they’re doing a raid right now

[G] [Rev:]: so

[G] [Vongimi]: graiff hates people though

[G] [Elementen]: I have i got no answere but i see he is in raid

[G] [Rev:]: that’s most likely the reason you aren’t getting an answer

[G] [Korrigan]: no shit he does

[G] [Unclechu]: hes probably yelling at someone

[G] [Gloworm]: why dont you ask trade chat

[G] [Vongimi]: no water on this guy either…

[G] [Elementen]: because im guild but yes i can ask trade

[G] [Battle]: trade chat is full of pleasant individuals with whom to have meaningful conversations

[G] [Elementen]: lawl

[G] [Gloworm]: I think you misunderstand the guild you’re in

[G] [Vongimi]: gah i swear i had some

[G] [Vongimi]: let me check my rogue

[G] [Elementen]: I know im in a very respected raiding guild like server 5 but i didnt know that meant you didnt take care of your lower socials

[G] [Vongimi]: GAH

[G] [Vongimi]: cant find these waters

[G] [Vongimi]: i think i sold them >.<

[G] [Rev:]: it’s not an issue of not taking care

[G] [Gloworm]: the stuff in the bank is for main raiders

[G] [Rev:]: for all any of us know those waters are gonna be used for something

[G] [Vongimi]: how many do you need?

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Elementen has left the guild.

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[G] [Deek]: hahaha

[G] [Rev:]: ahahahahahahaahaha

[G] [Gloworm]: lol……..

[G] [Vongimi]: wow i was trying to help him…

[G] [davepoobond]: what a fucking fucker

[G] [Gloworm]: i looked in my banks and stuff =/

[G] [Rev:]: where’s the sense of entitlement come from?

[G] [Gloworm]: i dont even remember what those look like

[G] [Rev:]: love it!

[G] [Gloworm]: was that his alt or friend?

[G] [Murmandamos]: who gives waters to socials

[G] [Deek]: his note was “social – forever alone”

[G] [Murmandamos]: hell i didn’t even know they gave that shit to anyone

[G] [davepoobond]: nobody knows who the hell he is

[G] [Vongimi]: hes not online anymore

[G] [Gloworm]: whelp

[G] [Gloworm]: post them on the AH for sky high prices and profit?

[G] [Deek]: well i put some one the ah for him

[G] [Deek]: maybe he wants them for 100g

[G] [Deek]: a piece

[G] [Gloworm]: makes me want to go farm some

[G] [Unclechu]: was that guy a transfer?

[G] [Unclechu]: bad beato

[G] [Gloworm]: ick, when did gem prices go up so much

[G] [Vongimi]: patch :P

[G] [Gloworm]: fffuuuu why

[G] [Catheriana]: tron touched himself and then all the sudden prices trippled

[G] [Gloworm]: T^T

Tags: World of Warcraft

Tagged People: Battle, davepoobond, Deek, Elementen, Gloworm, Korrigan, Murmandamos, Rev, Unclechu, Vongimi

[2] [Zdettz]: looking for arean prtner

[2] [Varrah]: ^ and a dictionary

[2] [davepoobond]: looking for aryan partner

[2] [davepoobond]: or is it aryan printer

[2] [Soultorn]: bald white guy lf 2s…

[2] [Lockdots]: lol

[2] [Lilnuggie]: afro black guy lf 2

[2] [Soultorn]: GET HIM!!!

[2] [Lockdots]: swastika preferable?

[2] [Soultorn]: preferred but not required

Tags: printer, World of Warcraft

Tagged People: davepoobond, Lilnuggie, Lockdots, Soultorn, Varrah, Zdettz

[2] [davepoobond]: good idea or bad idea: shaving my feet

[2] [Duelostar]: good, just dont press down to hard

[2] [Dozr]: Nair stupid

[2] [Duelostar]: if you cut yourself it’ll be painful and it’ll probably get infected

[2] [davepoobond]: is it weird if i shave my foot hair and then sprinkle it on my nutsack to make it look like i have hairy balls

[2] [Cupp]: no not at all

[2] [Excerion]: no

[2] [Cupp]: you do that too?

[2] [davepoobond]: not yet

[2] [Azzrael]: as long as it’s your hair, i say go for it

[2] [Darnate]: I say shave your butt next time

[2] [Furrywarriar]: lol

[2] [davepoobond]: ok i did it, its so cool

Tags: hair, World of Warcraft

Tagged People: Azzrael, Cupp, Darnate, davepoobond, Dozr, Duelostar, Excerion, Furrywarriar

I hearth back to Stormwind and see Jake talking in General Chat…

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[1] [Jake]: and im gonna contest it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1] [Sharlo]: gl with that

[1] [davepoobond]: contest?

[1] [davepoobond]: what do you win

[1] [Jake]: your mom

[1] [davepoobond]: sounds like a loser’s prize

[1] [Jake]: it is

[1] [davepoobond]: so what do you actually win

[1] [Jake]: don worry bout it

[1] [davepoobond]: who’s he

[1] [Jake]: you migh be one of the smartest people in wow

[1] [davepoobond]: wow, thank you.  if it wasnt laced with an amazing amount of credulity i might just be appreciative

[1] [Jake]: shut up

[1] [Jake]: you are your child’s best role model

[1] [davepoobond]: im going to contest that statement Jake

[1] [Jake]: im going to contest you

[1] [davepoobond]: wow thank you, sounds fun

[1] [Jake]: are you trying to troll me or something? do you realize that’s a word?

[1] [davepoobond]: yeah you can make up words every day

[1] [Jake]: lol aright mang

[1] [davepoobond]: see you just did it again like 5 more times

[1] [Jake]: yeah

[1] [Jake]: i made up the word contest

[1] [davepoobond]: you’re cool bro, tell me more about how old you are! LOLOL

[1] [Jake]: im 45 fat balding

[1] [Jake]: and getting ready to blow my brains out

[1] [davepoobond]: lemme guess you walked to school in the snow and it was uphill

[1] [davepoobond]: you’re so old you listen to justin bieber lol

Tags: contest, school, World of Warcraft

Tagged People: davepoobond, Jake, Justin Bieber, Sharlo

In World of Warcraft’s trade channel…

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[2] [Duenun]: does anyone know if enhancement shamans suck now?

[2] [davepoobond]: all shamans suck

[2] [Rabidsquirel]: What’s your definition of suck?

[2] [Duenun]: really??

[2] [davepoobond]: when you get pleasure

[2] [Hanos]: ROFL

Tags: World of Warcraft

Tagged People: davepoobond, Duenun, Hanos, Rabidsquirel

Little Yuffers poors alcohol on Night Cry

Little Yuffers then molests madly

Night Cry: no u aren’t

kitty pages slayer “Hi hunny”

kitty: XD

Little Yuffers: XD

Little Yuffers: weina!

Little Yuffers: weinas and nuts

Little Yuffers: diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks

kitty: lmfao!

Little Yuffers: peeeeeeeeeeenis

Little Yuffers: SCHLONG

kitty: LMFAO!!!!

Little Yuffers: SCHLONG!!!!!!!!

Night Cry: AAAAHAAAAHH WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!

Tagged People: kitty, Little Yuffers, Night Cry

Final Fantasy: I HAVE A PICTURE

Final Fantasy: OF MY COCK

Little Yuffers: LMAO

GHARM: i got a scanner

Little Yuffers: ROFL

Final Fantasy: I WROTE MY NAME ON IT

GHARM: had to take two different scans..

ULTIMATE LIFE FORM: noo!!!!!!!

Final Fantasy: FOR PROOF

GHARM: but i got it all

GHARM: XD

Little Yuffers: LMAO

Final Fantasy: SO YOU KNOW IT ISN’T FAKE

Little Yuffers: roflmmfao

GHARM: i helped him dub that pic, btw

GHARM:

Little Yuffers: omg

Final Fantasy: HEY, F***ER.

Final Fantasy: BACK UP OFF ME.

Little Yuffers: stop making me laugh

Final Fantasy: Yeah.

Little Yuffers pee’s herself

Final Fantasy: He wrote my name on my cock for me.

Final Fantasy:

Little Yuffers: lmao

Final Fantasy: WITH HIS TONGUE.

Final Fantasy:

Little Yuffers: LMAP

Kefka (prince_kefka_of_amber) joined the room

GHARM: yea-no

Little Yuffers: lmao

Final Fantasy:

Tagged People: Final Fantasy, GHARM, Little Yuffers, ULTIMATE LIFE FORM

st00pidlilgrl: Rufus_is_Rich Rapes Rikku’s mouth with his wang.

Little Yuffers: Santa dont go Yuffie Demon on us

zerosou: Guilty Gear rocks.

Little Yuffers: Oo

Rufus_is_Rich: Hi, how are you?

st00pidlilgrl: LMAO

st00pidlilgrl: that was the day before yesterday I believe XB!!

lenne_ffx: Rikku?! O_O

st00pidlilgrl: Hmm

st00pidlilgrl: Ya

st00pidlilgrl: She was a newb

st00pidlilgrl: XD

st00pidlilgrl: and he was scaring her off LMAO

lenne_ffx: Niiiice..

lenne_ffx: Take him home to meet mom!

st00pidlilgrl: thats his ‘greeting’

lenne_ffx: ^_~

st00pidlilgrl: lmmfao

lenne_ffx: He’s a real slickster..

Tagged People: lenne-ffx, Little Yuffers, Rufus is Rich, st00pidlilgrl

Burnsy 618=Brian
my cat= Brian

oh my god i couldnt even talk
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f roy 132: oh god my cats awake again

DustBuster400: DRUG IT

f roy 132: shes still walking silly

f roy 132: poor kitty

DustBuster400: pussy pussy pussy

Kocopelli8: mmmm…pussy

Burnsy 618 has entered the room.

f roy 132: SICKO!

Burnsy 618: ?

Burnsy 618: what did i do?

Aprilimania: f roy 132: poor kitty

DustBuster400: pussy pussy pussy

Kocopelli8: mmmm…pussy

f roy 132: not you

DustBuster400: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

f roy 132: haha

Burnsy 618: okay………

Kocopelli8: DIE!!!!

DustBuster400: AS YOUR ATTORNEY I ADVISE YOU TO SHUT UP

f roy 132: my cat?!

Burnsy 618: i never knew you could be thta scary dusty

Kocopelli8: hahahaha

Kocopelli8: As your client, I advise you to tell me to shut the fuck up!

DustBuster400: no

Kocopelli8: well than fuck you!!

Burnsy 618: no fuck YOU

f roy 132: the future balahlabblah hmm hmm hmmm HMM HMMMHMHM

Kocopelli8: hahahHA my sister finally noticed my “swearing problem”

DustBuster400: uh oh brian

Burnsy 618: haha

f roy 132: your sister

f roy 132: aw

Burnsy 618: haha

f roy 132: my cat has a drug problem

Burnsy 618: wittle conwad has a sister

Kocopelli8: hahashaha

Kocopelli8: like you

Kocopelli8: your cat takes after you quite a bit

DustBuster400: uh oh brian

f roy 132: yea

Burnsy 618: what?

f roy 132: like adam

Burnsy 618: haha

DustBuster400: not you brian the cat brian mind your own business

Burnsy 618: ok

Kocopelli8: hahaha

Kocopelli8: Dusty

f roy 132: OMG

Kocopelli8: you’re so mean

f roy 132: AHHHHHHHH

Kocopelli8: and god-like

DustBuster400: haha i know i love you brian

Kocopelli8: let’s all bow down to Dusty

Burnsy 618: eew

DustBuster400: not you brian the cat brian

DustBuster400: GOD

Burnsy 618: no thanks

Kocopelli8: GOODNESS

DustBuster400: haha

Burnsy 618: well how the hell am i supposed to know

Burnsy 618: jeez

StarWarMax: hahahaa

StarWarMax: best convo since brian entered

Burnsy 618: oh yeah

Kocopelli8: brian the cat?

StarWarMax: not you brian the cat

Burnsy 618: haha convo

DustBuster400: hahahahah

Burnsy 618: fuck

Kocopelli8: GOD

Kocopelli8: my sister is so dumb, and so is Brian

Aprilimania: treated

Burnsy 618: fuck you conrad

Kocopelli8: not you brian, the cat brian

DustBuster400: NOT YOU BRIAN THE CAT

Kocopelli8: the drug addict

f roy 132: oh my god

DustBuster400: as your attonery i advise you to give me a high five

Burnsy 618: who are you to call anyone a drug addict conrad?

Kocopelli8: HIGH FIVE

Kocopelli8: well

Kocopelli8: I’m not a drug addict

Kocopelli8: or a cat

Burnsy 618: you have fucking pcp for breakfast

Kocopelli8: so THERE

DustBuster400: conrads never touched a drug in his live

DustBuster400: life

f roy 132: aw

Burnsy 618: how would you know this?

DustBuster400: because i give him peer pressure all the time

Burnsy 618: o

Burnsy 618: ok

Burnsy 618: whatever

DustBuster400: as your attonery i advise you to break into that eether

DustBuster400: brian your ever so lovable (not the cat)

Kocopelli8: MAXDT

Kocopelli8: send Erica a copy of To Impost

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(he asked me in an IM if there was a brian the cat and i couldnt say YES so i said NO)

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Burnsy 618: there is no brian the cat

DustBuster400: HAHAHHA

DustBuster400: oh boy

Burnsy 618: hahahahahaha

Kocopelli8: HAHAHAHAHA

DustBuster400: so gullable to

Kocopelli8: oh boy

Kocopelli8: no cat brian

Kocopelli8: HA

Burnsy 618: HA yourself

Kocopelli8: HA

Kocopelli8: HAHA

Burnsy 618: bioooooooooooooooooooooooooootch

DustBuster400: HA

StarWarMax: HA

Tagged People: Aprilimania, Burnsy 618, DustBuster400, fROY132, Kocopelli8, StarWarMax

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Bklynzballer97″. ***

HaVoKMaNiaC: yeh i was

HaVoKMaNiaC: i was the chinese kid dat was wondering around

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE: lol

Bklynzballer: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: whos davepoobond?

Bklynzballer: er…

Bklynzballer: i dunno

Bklynzballer: i juzt invited people her

Bklynzballer: e

HaVoKMaNiaC: hi dabond

HaVoKMaNiaC: who are u?

davepoobond: hi

HaVoKMaNiaC: wats ur name?

davepoobond: jus call me dabond

Bklynzballer: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: not tag name

Bklynzballer: hes jason

Bklynzballer: my tag is….”CRUDE”

HaVoKMaNiaC: delacruz?

Bklynzballer: no

HaVoKMaNiaC: o i dont know then

Bklynzballer: wen i become a x-er…i will be….”CRUDEX”

davepoobond: the hell is an x-er?

Bklynzballer: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

HaVoKMaNiaC: do i know u jason?

davepoobond: hell if i know. i dont even know who you are

HaVoKMaNiaC: k da bond

Bklynzballer: da bond is gay

davepoobond: wuz your name

davepoobond: why am i gay?

Bklynzballer: just get out

HaVoKMaNiaC: im HaVoK

davepoobond: u invited me

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

Bklynzballer: im….crudex

HaVoKMaNiaC: lol

davepoobond: idontgiveacrap

davepoobond: stupid crack head

Bklynzballer: and soon to be……blaze

davepoobond: wheeeeee

Bklynzballer: IM GOING TO IGNORE “DAVEPOOBOND”

davepoobond: k

OnlineHost: Bklynzballer has left the room.

davepoobond: what a loser

davepoobond: stupid crack head

ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE: llalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalla

davepoobond: ok

OnlineHost: HaVoKMaNiaC has left the room.

OnlineHost: ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE has left the room.

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Eventually, he ignored everyone and we haven’t talked to him since

Tagged People: Bklynzballer, davepoobond, HaVoKMaNiaC, ILLbEyOUrSwEeTiE, OnlineHost

OnlineHost: *** You are in “schools out”. ***

Holmes: sup

HeLLrAzOr: i just laughed at yours and daniels jokes

Bklynzballer: sure sure..

Bklynzballer: u sed he was a fag

Holmes: O.o i’m tellin daniel

Redfoxkid: i neva heard mike make fun of him it was u felix

Holmes: daniel’s my boy

Holmes: my dawg

Bklynzballer: william u protecting him

Bklynzballer: hahahahaha

HeLLrAzOr: no cuz its true u da lyer

Holmes: daniel will whoop your ass to grass and make you fall on your ass

Bklynzballer: man …me aron and tommy hav sum thing to do hehehehe

HeLLrAzOr: eh…

Bklynzballer: aron and tommy are ova.

Bklynzballer: mr. “HELL RAZOR” nice profile

Redfoxkid: who da hell is Holmes

Holmes: no way i heard aron biatch slapped tommy and tommy cried

Holmes: stfu don’t talk in that tone

HeLLrAzOr: i dont have 1 u lya

Bklynzballer: yes u do

Bklynzballer: it says location….

Bklynzballer: ……

Holmes: i will whoop you

HeLLrAzOr: so………

Bklynzballer: ::cough:: gay::cough::

Bklynzballer: tommy rote that

HeLLrAzOr: cough:: u fag::

Redfoxkid: who is Holmes

Holmes: hey tommy you got a cough

Holmes: SHUT UP

HeLLrAzOr: tommy is at your house?

Bklynzballer: so is aron..

Holmes: really

Bklynzballer: we all came wer goin to wendys now

HeLLrAzOr: good f u

Redfoxkid: bull shit

Bklynzballer: willy…shutup

Holmes: yeah will how many times do i have to tell you

Bklynzballer: how much u wanna bet..

HeLLrAzOr: u r a user

Bklynzballer: i used u mike for wut?

Redfoxkid: u jus wanna make people jealous

Bklynzballer: ure just mad wer not ure friend

Holmes: thats not cool

Bklynzballer: cuz u couldnt take daniels joke

HeLLrAzOr: no u used me 4 ma games and to hav friendz or u get da shit beatin out of u like in your old

Bklynzballer: i dont get it …daniel is the one who made up mikerreese..

HeLLrAzOr: skool

Bklynzballer: yea rite…who told u that..mike mineo??

HeLLrAzOr: no

Redfoxkid: u think ur better dan every one

Bklynzballer: hahahahahaha…

HeLLrAzOr: him and his cuz

Holmes: mikerreese..what a cool name i’m naming my kid that

HeLLrAzOr: u made dat up

Bklynzballer: dont worry…u kno

Holmes: yeah red i do

Bklynzballer: everyone in the older grades got the song that makes fun of you

Redfoxkid: u kno wat

Bklynzballer: so…

Bklynzballer: ahhaha

Holmes: shut up thats wat

Holmes: frickin punk

Holmes: i’m going to hunt you down

Redfoxkid: ha ha ha ha

HeLLrAzOr: holmes r u rory

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: why

HeLLrAzOr: is it true dat all da grades hav a song bout me?

Holmes: sorry can’t say shit like that

Holmes: secret

HeLLrAzOr: dan u do

Holmes: whatever

Holmes: will SHUT UP

Holmes: i’m outta this joint

HeLLrAzOr: i m sick of dis fuckin kid

Holmes: bye

Tagged People: Bklynzballer, HeLLrAzOr, Holmes, OnlineHost, Redfoxkid

This took place on July 10, 2001.

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “BKLYNS HOMIE8″. ***

Bklynzballer: that was streching her legs

BKLYNS HOMIE: Felix told me

Bklynzballer: yo jason

BKLYNS HOMIE: Jason

BKLYNS HOMIE: hi

BKLYNS HOMIE: ??

davepoobond: hi

Bklynzballer: wutup?

HeLLrAzOr: hey

Bklynzballer: u see holmes?

davepoobond: nothing

davepoobond: no

Bklynzballer: dang…he owes me my magazines..

BKLYNS HOMIE: Felix goe’s to St.Finbar

BKLYNS HOMIE: Baller

BKLYNS HOMIE: lol

Bklynzballer: we gunna jump ben?

Bklynzballer: o..did u get bongs?

davepoobond: he’s not a trampeline, we cant just go and bounce on people

BKLYNS HOMIE: ok

BKLYNS HOMIE: Michael

BKLYNS HOMIE: sucks

Bklynzballer: u going to ucon?

Bklynzballer: uconn?

BKLYNS HOMIE: jerk off

davepoobond: i’m going to UC

BKLYNS HOMIE: michael a.

Bklynzballer: oo

Bklynzballer: ashley has pimples like a dog

BKLYNS HOMIE: “Girls gone Wild”

Bklynzballer: yea…i wanna see that

Bklynzballer: aron arent u in that?

davepoobond: you should see the “Bare Wence Project”

davepoobond: its a stupid porno film

Bklynzballer: jay u got the bongs?

MDragon: yeah it sucks

BkLyNz LoCa: is this my sign to leave the chat?

Bklynzballer: anyways..

Bklynzballer: ::hands everyone a puerican flag::

XoBaByLoVeoX: wat sucks?

Bklynzballer: bare wence project

XoBaByLoVeoX: wat sucks?

BKLYNS HOMIE: I LIKE THE “BARE WENCH PROJECT”

BKLYNS HOMIE: tina and alma stay

MDragon: its so dumb..i saw it last night

MDragon: it sucks

BKLYNS HOMIE: “Ok,I told you the story,now she has to take off her top”

davepoobond: LOL

BKLYNS HOMIE: “You heard the guy show him your breast”

davepoobond: i gotta go bye

BKLYNS HOMIE: ::picks up top:

Bklynzballer: l8er jay

BKLYNS HOMIE: guy loser

OnlineHost: XoBaByLoVeoX has left the room.

BkLyNz LoCa: okay lets chaneg the sunject

BKLYNS HOMIE: bye*

Bklynzballer: k

Bklynzballer: school sucks

BKLYNS HOMIE: j/k

Tagged People: BKLYNS HOMIE, BkLyNz LoCa, Bklynzballer, davepoobond, HeLLrAzOr, MDragon, OnlineHost, XoBaByLoVeoX