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MadManWithAnAxe: you take that back!
OrianDragon: no make me
MadManWithAnAxe: *makes you*
OrianDragon: no
MadManWithAnAxe: *uses the all powerful MIND BEAM!!!*
OrianDragon: (dodge)
MadManWithAnAxe: damnit!! the targets at the shooting range didn’t move…
OrianDragon: to fast you
MadManWithAnAxe: *mesmorizes you with hypnotic belly dancing*
OrianDragon: well counter attack you with my ferret of doom
MadManWithAnAxe: how did you know my undescribable intense paranoia of ferrets?!?
OrianDragon: haha you don’t know what scares me
MadManWithAnAxe: *pulls out a full size cardboard cutout of Judy Dench wearing nothing but duct tape*
OrianDragon: nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
MadManWithAnAxe: YES *jiggles it around to make it look like it’s dancing*
OrianDragon: no stop it but lawngnomes scare me to
MadManWithAnAxe: ah, yes *pulls out a sharpie and draws a lawn gnome’s head in place of judy dench’s*
OrianDragon: oh my god please put it away
MadManWithAnAxe: *throws it aside*
OrianDragon: thank you”pulls out the band Hanson” dance my slave dance
MadManWithAnAxe: =-O
MadManWithAnAxe: *pantomimes a dog putting an etch-a-sketch in the microwave* Mmmmbop THAT!
OrianDragon: no
MadManWithAnAxe: Well, okay
OrianDragon: you will destroy us all
MadManWithAnAxe: *reenacts the entire civil war in 5 minutes*
OrianDragon: “shoots general Lee”
OrianDragon: cival war that
MadManWithAnAxe: *reseructs lee’s soul into an 80 foot grizzly bear with mutant powers*
OrianDragon: “shoots grizzly but doesn’t hurt it so run and summons Godzilla
MadManWithAnAxe: *Lee’s grizzly body springs forth adamantium claws*
OrianDragon: “Godzilla sommuns Mothra then those two small Japanese chicks come and say Mothra comeback Mothra”
MadManWithAnAxe: *grizzly laughs an evil laugh and entombs mothra in carbonite*
OrianDragon: “then tose two small chicks start biting the grizzlys toes”
MadManWithAnAxe: *the grizzly dies, ironically not from the toe-biting, but from a broken heart…awww*
OrianDragon: isn’t cute
MadManWithAnAxe: so sad…
OrianDragon: “oh no a giant metorite come and kills Godzilla”
MadManWithAnAxe: *it starts to rain and thousands upon thousands of lawn gnomes sprout from the cracks in the sidewalks*
OrianDragon: oh no I’m scared hold me
MadManWithAnAxe: *music begins playing with no apparent source while strobe lights turn the earth into a giant party sphere*
OrianDragon: “then every body starts to disco dancing”
MadManWithAnAxe: *but oddly enough, they’re disco dancing to hardcore rap done by a midget with down syndrome*
OrianDragon: “oh god we have to kill him says an one armed’ one eyed,onlegged man”
MadManWithAnAxe: for fuck’s sake, i thought he swore he would leave the poor pringles guy alone
OrianDragon: no make me
MadManWithAnAxe: *hums the opening guitars riffs from Kashmir*
OrianDragon: oh no its Bill Cosbey is behind you and he wants to sell you jello
MadManWithAnAxe: *backhands bill cosby*
OrianDragon: “still comes after you but this time asks what your favorite thing is”
MadManWithAnAxe: *smacks bill cosby then screams ”HEY HEY MAMA SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE” *plays air guitar*
OrianDragon: “then he brakes your air guitar then the starts stabing you with a butterknife”
MadManWithAnAxe: *cries uncrontrollaby*
OrianDragon: “then smacks you and says stop crying you little baby and stars to smack you uncontrollably ands starts to say who’s you daddy”
MadManWithAnAxe: *turns into a werewolf and screams ”give me waffles or give me death!!” then turns back into a person and looks around confused*
OrianDragon: “screams into your ear and says that you’re his son”
MadManWithAnAxe: *whistles the opening theme from 2001: a space oddysey while methodically biting toenails*
