#5872: lVlajinGohan -> bigmcd

lVlajinGohan: hey

lVlajinGohan: so ur sarah

lVlajinGohan: u got a pic?

lVlajinGohan: asl?

bigmcd: FUCK U

bigmcd: U CUNT

lVlajinGohan: ???

lVlajinGohan: why

bigmcd: MY NAME IS RYAN

bigmcd: U DORK

bigmcd: WOW U PPL R STUPID

bigmcd: SARAH IS NOT ME

bigmcd: AND IM NOT A PORNSTAR

lVlajinGohan: then why the hell did you say ur sarah

lVlajinGohan: your such a dick

bigmcd: AT LEAST I HAV E ONE

lVlajinGohan: you loney guy trying to jackoff to lesbain who think your a girl

bigmcd: GO STRAP ON A SET

bigmcd: SO WUT

lVlajinGohan: that cool

bigmcd: I HAVE A DICK

lVlajinGohan: me too

bigmcd: AND U DONT

lVlajinGohan: im a guy you idoit

lVlajinGohan: it s joke

bigmcd: O

bigmcd: HAPPY HANNAKUAH

lVlajinGohan: i do this for humor

bigmcd: ME 2

bigmcd: AND ITS FUN

bigmcd: IM 12\

lVlajinGohan: yea pretty much it is

lVlajinGohan: im 15

bigmcd: I DO IT ON THE WEEKENDS

bigmcd: IM NOT 12 I LIED

bigmcd: ABOUT A HORNY MAN

lVlajinGohan: really

bigmcd: THAT S 15

bigmcd: AND CANT GET GURLS SO I GO IN LIBEAN CHATS AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND THEM

lVlajinGohan: well thats cool

bigmcd: I KNO

bigmcd: U SHOULD TRY

bigmcd: IT WORKS

lVlajinGohan: what er pleases your mind

bigmcd: IM A PIMP NOW

lVlajinGohan: good for you

bigmcd: ALL BECUZ OF LISBEAN CHATS

bigmcd: I KNO

bigmcd: IT WORKED WONDERS

bigmcd: NOW IM WITH UR MOM

bigmcd: AND UR MOMS MOM

lVlajinGohan: wow just like those pills for your dick

bigmcd: AND

bigmcd: UR SISTER

bigmcd: YA BUT U USED THOOSE I DIDNT

lVlajinGohan: oh well if the chicken wont come out of the pantry then you of course know that icecream doesnt have bones

lVlajinGohan: so my advice is to hump a tree

lVlajinGohan: but make sure you use lubricant

lVlajinGohan: those splinters can be a real hassel

bigmcd: SO U LIKE TO =-O AND THEN U ACT ALL 😀

bigmcd: LUBRICANT

bigmcd: LUBE IT UP

lVlajinGohan: yea Mr.Robinson

lVlajinGohan: hey someone knocked on your door

lVlajinGohan: i think think it might bbe santa

lVlajinGohan: or maybe satan

lVlajinGohan: well dont cross the road if ya cant ge out of the kitchen

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lVlajinGohan: awww he left…but not after warning me

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#5871: Squall -> BballSparkle

Squall: Whats up my nig?

BballSparkle: nothing at all…. and hate to break it to ya. .i;m white

Squall: Ohh so your racist now?

BballSparkle: no…..

BballSparkle: I am just stating

Squall: So i cant be like whats up my nig anymore?

BballSparkle: ok u can… I am sorry

Squall: ITs not your fualt i was just making sure you didnt have long hair

BballSparkle: umm… ok

BballSparkle: lol

Squall: IF i told ypou i was racist against dead people would you hate me?

BballSparkle: ummm u mean biased??

Squall: No prejudised

BballSparkle: there ya go

Squall: No there you go

BballSparkle: u told me

Squall: They got cookies in this line….HOLLA

Squall: I SAID HOLLA

BballSparkle: I am ??

Squall: You are??

BballSparkle: right

Squall: So you play Bball?

BballSparkle: yeah

Squall: DO you spark while doing it?

BballSparkle: u knwo it

Squall: LIke dribble spark dribble spark

BballSparkle: well u could put it that way?

Squall: Ohh did you ever light the gym on fire?

BballSparkle: only the one time

Squall: amn you

BballSparkle: I know… it

Squall: Did you extinguish it?

BballSparkle: no… the other team did.. considering I smoked them

Squall: You smoked them??

BballSparkle: yeah ??

Squall: Did you get high?

BballSparkle: did u?

Squall: No did you

BballSparkle: no

Squall: You smoked a whole team and didnt get high?

BballSparkle: I havea high tolerance

Squall: Did you inhale?

BballSparkle: gtg ….

Squall: aight

Squall: Peace out my nig

 

Extreme Baseball – Rules

Materials: Baseball Bat, Pinecones, protective gear (optional)

# of Players: at least 4, works best with 8

What You Do:

1. One person is the batter, one of the other players pitches the pinecone

2. The batter hits the Pinecone, if they miss, the next person is up.

3. If they hit it scoring goes like this-

Caught by fielder: negative 5

Lands on ground – 0

Outta backyard – 1

limb shot – 3

chest shot – 5

head shot – 10

crotch shot – 20

KO – 30

death – 50

4. If you hit multiple people, you multiply the scores (e.g., a head and a crotch is 200) .  You play until all players are dead, KOed, or until no one can move.

5. The winner is who can move the best the next day. Points bare zero significance.

Boundaries: backyard or small room

 

Shit Whack – Rules

Materials: Stick(s) Plastic bag with somthing nobody wants (one for each player)

# of Players: As many as you want

What You Do:

1. Divide players into 2 equal teams (if any are left they can be extras so if someone gets beat up too badly).

2. Put the thing nobody want’s in a bag(s).

3. Put the Thing nobody wants on the ground.

4. Count to three then start whacking the thing with the stick.

5. You can have one guy from your team go and start humping the other players on the other team.

The team who breaks all their things first wins.

Boundaries: none