D-Fiance: Hello, I am from the sales department at KrAzY SyKO, inc. I would like to ask you a few questions about our new product.

Chels: ok..

D-Fiance: Great, lets get started.

D-Fiance: How much would you pay for our brand new invention?

Chels: what is this brand new invention?

D-Fiance: Air

Chels: nothing

D-Fiance: You see, soon the world will have none. We have new geneticly engineered air.

D-Fiance: It is always fresh and can be pumped right into your house.

Chels: sorry thats a little too impossible to believe thank u!

D-Fiance: Well hypothetically, what would you pay?

D-Fiance: This is your life we are talking about.

Chels: for my life, up to thousands the most, ten thousands

D-Fiance: What about a monthly payment?

Chels: i guess a hundred or so a month

D-Fiance: What if I told you we could install it for 29.99 tomarrow?

Chels: ur crazy buh bye!

D-Fiance: No Ma’am, Im KrAzY. But wait! I have another invention to ask you about!

Chels: and what is this one? water?

D-Fiance: …..ok, I have a third invention to ask you about, ready?

Chels: sure..

D-Fiance: Ok, how about a fusion power generator right next to your house?

D-Fiance: It will last the rest of your life, and only a static fee, no Kilowatt per hour deal here.

D-Fiance: Ma’am?

D-Fiance: if you dont answer my questions I will be forced to chain myself to your car and not leave until the police come with the jaws-of-life.

Chels: yeah whatever buh bye

D-Fiance: Ma’am please

D-Fiance: Ma’am, I am sorry for the outburst, but would you please answer just a few more questions?

Chels: no

D-Fiance: May I ask why?

Chels: becuz ur crazy or krazy….whatever i don’t talk to losers like u

D-Fiance: Ma’am this is my job, I have a quota. Can I please just ask you a few more questions?