Q: What starts with a N and ends with a R?
I woke up from bed
The news said
Barneys dead! (Finally)
I can’t believe they said
That gay dino who is sick in the head
Is finally dead.
We knocked off his frikkin head
With Logan’s baseball bat
On fire now
Barneys hanging from a telephone wire.
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I hate you
You hate me
Barneys gonna die and I’m happy,
Beat him hard all day,
And hang him from the head
Let’s all party
I hate you
You love me
Let’s get together and
Kill barney and broadcast on T.V.
With a shotgun right up his big candy ass.