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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22119

Barney is a dinosaur who just died yesterday.

We stuffed his body in a card board box and sent it.

Who did we send it to?

We sent it to baby bop.

Baby Bop threw up and now we’ll have to clean it up!

Barney is perished so we threw a party!