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Joke #24688
A blonde was walking along a river and a woman yells at her from the far bank.
“Hey,” she says, “how do you get to the other side?”
The blonde on this side thinks for a minute and then replies,
“Silly, you already ARE on the other side!”
WoW Chat #23105: davepoobond -> Woody
Woody is trying to sell a guild in trade chat.
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davepoobond: how much is it
Woody: 50k
Woody: wanna buy it
davepoobond: trying to convince a friend
davepoobond: i don’t think he wants it even though he founded it
Woody: 50k and you have a level 25 guild all to your self
Woody: its worth it
Woody: whats your buddys name?
davepoobond: he’s raiding right now
Woody: do you wanna buy it?
davepoobond: nope
Woody: shit
Woody: I see what you did there ;D
davepoobond: you do?
davepoobond: what’d i do
Woody: woops wrong person but ill go 45k if you buiy it now’
davepoobond: how many tabs
Woody: 3
Woody: with active guild
davepoobond: hmmm
davepoobond: are there any girls in the guild
Woody: yeah 1
davepoobond: does she put out
Woody: 2
Woody: and put out>”
Woody: ?
davepoobond: what are their cup sizes
Woody: lol omg
Woody: want it or not
davepoobond: how many are going to stay after i buy the guild
Woody: everyone but 3
Woody: 2 forsure
Woody: my brothers
davepoobond: how many of the girls are in that 3
Woody: none lmao
davepoobond: what items are in the guild bank
Woody: herbs gems
Woody: glyphs
davepoobond: thats all?
Woody: mats
davepoobond: what kind of music do the girls like to listen to
Woody: dude lol
Woody: buying it or not
davepoobond: can i tell you a story
Woody: sure
davepoobond: i wasn’t a popular kid in school
davepoobond: i didn’t have a lot of friends
davepoobond: if someone asked to take advantage of me, by eating my french fries during lunch
davepoobond: i was happy because someone was paying attention to me
davepoobond: one day i got an email full of screen names with all of the girls in the school i went to
davepoobond: so i IMd each one of them, pretending to be some hot guy with bleached tips on his hair
davepoobond: and they actually wanted to talk to me for no other reason than my picture
Woody: is this true>
davepoobond: it is all true
davepoobond: what are your thoughts about my story
Woody: i feel bad
davepoobond: why do you feel bad
Woody: because if its true you didn’t deserve it
davepoobond: i deserve everything i get
Woody: are you buying the guild or what lol
davepoobond: i have never known the touch of a woman
WoW Chat #23078
I was in a battleground and we were losing horribly. Mostly because everyone was a DPS spec, and the other team was way more balanced. I play a hunter, by the way.
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Phacku: what a dick
davepoobond: 3 hybrids and none of you can tank
Phacku: your a hybrid
davepoobond: who is
davepoobond: me?
davepoobond: lol
Phacku: yeah you dont ever call me a hybrid again
davepoobond: you’re a hybird
davepoobond: and about as dumb as a plant
davepoobond: like a hybrid plant
Phacku: you obviously know nothing of plants
davepoobond: i know they are smarter than you
Phacku: than you still know nothing
Athiesm: ummmm
Athiesm: seems like i got in a grp of fighting eachother ness
Phacku: hunter likes men. thats all
Wish: there arguing about hybrid classes
Athiesm: the usual pointless shit
davepoobond: of course i like men
davepoobond: im a woman
Athiesm: who cares
Athiesm: im a wolf
Athiesm: so what
Phacku: dont lie to me
Wish: im a gnome
Quote #22741
Old Woman 1 enters the waiting room at a dealer car service place. She comes in and recognizes Old Woman 2 saying something about how she recognizes her and something about church, but davepoobond was not listening intently on that part. Old Woman 1 decides to “introduce” herself after Old Woman 2 doesn’t really recognize her anyway, and denying that she even does the things the Old Woman 1 was saying.
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Old Woman 1: “Hi! My name is Nancy.”
Old Woman 2: “Oh.”
Old Woman 1: “What’s your name?”
Old Woman 2: “Huh?”
Old Woman 1: “What’s your name?”
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Old Woman 2 says something about the TV being loud and Old Woman 1 asks like one or two more times, she has to raise her voice but since she’s old, she can’t really.
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Old Woman 2: “Oh ………………. Louise.”
Old Woman 1: “Oh that’s my real name!”
– at a car dealer service place
Ridiculous Spam Mail #22447
Subject: Is that you?
Hello.
I know that every woman want to have a gentle, caring,honest and self confident man. I realy want to love. I am loyal, energetic and friendly person. Family and friends are big part of my life.
My hobby is collecting toys. When I enter the room where lot of toys are on the arm-chair and sofa my mood and condition becomes much better.
Do you wish to know more about me? Just write me: <insert spam link> Yours Evgenija.
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