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Y2K Checklist

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE NOT Y2K READY:

 

You’ve backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall.

 

You’ve put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing.

 

The soles of your shoes are worn out from re-booting the computer.

 

You try to clear the screen by shaking the monitor up and down.

 

You’re Amish.

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SIGNS THAT YOUR COMPUTER ISN’T Y2K READY:

 

It has trouble supporting the latest version of Tetris.

 

The spell check replaces the word “You” with “Thou.”

 

It takes the same amount of time to re-boot as it does to bake a potato.

 

The manual advises you to throw a towel over the monitor to use as a screen saver.

 

It needs to be updated to binary code.