SIGNS THAT YOU ARE NOT Y2K READY:

You’ve backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall.

You’ve put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing.

The soles of your shoes are worn out from re-booting the computer.

You try to clear the screen by shaking the monitor up and down.

You’re Amish.

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SIGNS THAT YOUR COMPUTER ISN’T Y2K READY:

It has trouble supporting the latest version of Tetris.

The spell check replaces the word “You” with “Thou.”

It takes the same amount of time to re-boot as it does to bake a potato.

The manual advises you to throw a towel over the monitor to use as a screen saver.

It needs to be updated to binary code.