Q: Where do you usually find chocolates?
A: Right where you left them.
Tag Archives: Valentines Day
Joke #11263
Q: If corn has ears and potatoes have eyes, what do chocolates have?
A: Each other.
Joke #11262
Q: How do you say chocolate in French?
A: Chocolate in French.
Joke #11261
Q: How can you change a piece of chocolate into a vegetable?
A: You toss it into the air and it comes down squash.
Joke #11260
Q: Should you ever eat chocolates on an empty stomach?
A: No, always on a plate.
Joke #11259
Q: What’s sticky, green, has eighteen legs, and is covered with brown hair?
A: I don’t know, either. But it’s crawling out of that box of valentine chocolates!
When The Best Is Still Not Good Enough For Your Valentine – Send These:
1. I’m crazy for you…but I’m also crazy about the werewolf!
2. You’re good looking in a way…far, far away!
3. You have a face like a saint…a Saint Bernard!
4. You’re the kind you have to look at twice…the first time you just don’t believe it!
Joke #11257
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: It couldn’t get a date!
Joke #11255
Boyfriend: My New Year’s resolution is not to lose my temper.
Girlfriend: Do you really plan on keeping that resolution?
Boyfriend: Of course!
Girlfriend: Good – then you won’t yell when I tell you that I lost my engagement ring this morning.
Joke #10790
Q: What happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
A: It was love at first bite!
Joke #10789
Girl: My boyfriend has been telling everybody he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.
Friend: Oh, what a shame. And after all the time you two have been dating!
Joke #10788
Q: Did you hear what happened when Jake and Kate tried to kiss in the fog?
A: They mist!
Joke #10787
“My boyfriend’s name should be Onion.”
“Why?”
“Sometimes he makes me want to cry.”
Joke #10786
“My girlfriend’s name should be Cannon.”
“Why?”
“She thinks she’s such a big shot.”
Joke #10785
“My boyfriend’s name should be Geometry.”
“Why?”
“He’s such a square.”