Written in the profile field “Hobbies:”
“going and fetching water, i also enjoy pondering on the toilet with a newspaper”
– from the internet
Tag Archives: toilet
Quote #16787
Written in the profile field “Occupation:”
“CLEANIN POOP FROM TOILETS,WITH MY PIMP TONY,”
– from the internet
Quote #15065
“now now. You shouldn’t play in the toilet”
– from the TV
Quote #14971
“The toilet: OUT! The tub: OUT!”
– from the TV
Quote #14950
“I know her! How come she ended up in your toilet?”
– Tenchi In Tokyo
Quote #14754
“Immortal toilet!”
– from the Internet
Quote #13986
“If you stand on the toilet, you’re high on pot!”
– brainchick91
Quote #13941
“Hey!… I don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t pee in my pool!”
– blowthetoad
commodian
commodian – n. a funny guy that cleans toilets.
Joke #11048
Q: Why is it rude to go to the bathroom in a public pool?
A: The public doesn’t swim in your toilet, so you shouldn’t go in their pool.
Bad Submission #10624
My Armenian name is: Toilet Monster Jr.
poogensplar
poogensplar – v. to poo in a toilet and not flush it
Joke #8972
Q: How do Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
A: By putting a plunger in the toilet.
Joke #8957
Q: Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?
A: To feed the toilet duck!
Don’t Ever Miss the Toilet
Ok, everybody at one point in their life aimed for the toilet and missed. But where does it go? I’ll tell you…
First it lands on the floor, and even if you try to wipe it up, theres still a little left. Then it seeps into floor where rats lick it up. Then the rats mutate and grow bigger and more human like, and then they blend in to our society doing evil things. Don’t give me that look! Its true! Proof? Well, look at President Bush… he’s an evil pee rat, and hes only the president because of all the evil pee rats in Florida. Now tell me I’m wrong!