(a title appears in gay red colors that have “fat” letters with squiggly lines in them, that says “The Pump Girls)

(The Pump Girls appear next to each other under the title, and are dancing, then stop and say “PUMP” at the same time, raising their hands)

 

Announcer: Today’s episode is…

Pumpin’ Back to School Part 5

 

(Mommy Manager walks in)

 

Mommy Manager: Girls, summer vacation is over, so that means our touring is over as well. You have to go back to school!

 

AshAsh: ah, great…

 

JayJay: yay!

 

FartFart: whoohoo!

 

KayKay: yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!

 

Homey: can I go to school, too?

 

Mommy Manager: I…suppose

 

Homey: yay!

 

(camera zooms in on Homey)

(the camera scene turns black showing in white letters)

 

 

Homey

 

(along the way to school)

 

Homey (thinking): oh man, I don’t wanna go to school…what am I thinking? Oh yeah, there’s lots of LSD at school, I forgot…heh, silly me.

 

(KayKay blows bubbles in his face)

 

KayKay: Mr. Homey, why do you like school? I thought you were at lest 23

 

Homey: well, I am. I never graduated though. I got hooked onto LSD…

 

(Homey props his legs up on AshAsh’s head)

 

Homey: And I’ve been riding the SOOOOOOOUL TRAIN ever since

 

KayKay: what’s that?

 

Homey (looks out the window, ignoring KayKay): hey, look at that! a tree!

 

KayKay: you’re mean!

 

Homey: yes, I know

 

AshAsh: get your feet off my head!

 

(AshAsh grabs a handful of Homey’s leg hairs)

 

Homey: owwwwww!

 

Mommy Manager: we’re here!

 

Homey: finally…

 

(The Pump Girls leave, except Homey)

(Homey makes his way out, but Mommy Manager holds him by the shirt)

 

Mommy Manager: listen carefully. If I have to come pick you up for doing something illegal, don’t bother calling!

 

Homey: umm….k

 

(Homey jumps out of the van as it zooms away, rolling on the floor

 

Homey: oh…k…my next class is…Mrs. Stickums…

 

(Homey walks into the school, going to Mrs. Stickums’s room)

(elmoisfurry and davepoobond walks towards the class as well, and see Homey go in the room)

 

davepoobond: the hell? That guy smells..

 

(elmoisfurry shrugs)

(they walk into Mrs. Stickums’s room)

(Homey sits down in Mrs. Stickums’s chair, not knowing its hers)

 

Mrs. Stikcums (screaming): WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHAIR!? GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

 

Homey: ah! Ok!

 

(Homey gets out of the chair, accidentally bumping a rock that has “patience” chiseled in it onto the floor)

 

Mrs. Stickums (sreaming): DON’T TOUCH MY PATIENCE ROCK!!

 

(Homey shrivels up into a fetal position, crying)

 

Homey: leave me alone…

 

Mrs. Stickums: ok, class, today I will teach you about drugs

 

Homey (stops crying): drugs? All riiight!

 

Mrs. Stickums: open your books to page 420 and start reading, while I sit in front of the room eating large amounts of sugary lollipops and making myself evermore the fat bitch, not actually being a teacher

 

Homey: do we get to sample the drugs?

 

Mrs. Stickums (raising her fist): I’ll let you sample a little of this!

 

Homey: what is that?

 

Mrs. Stickums: my fist!

 

Homey: what about it?

 

(Mrs. Stickums punches Homey, and he flies through the roof, landing on the roof)

 

Homey: owww…that fat bitch…

 

(Homey gets dizzy and passes out)

(Homey wakes up a little later, next to a naked person)

 

Homey: AH! YUCK!

 

(Homey grabs the person and tosses her off, into a crowd of people. The crowd of people look up after a few minutes)

 

Crowd of people: murderer!

 

Homey: ah crap.

 

(next thing Homey knew, he was in jail)

(25 people are sitting around lifting waits and junk)

 

Homey: hey, how’s it going? Where is this?

 

Tiny: this is the Golden State Penitentiary, and its Story Time. So you better tell us a pretty good friggin story if you wanna stay alive

 

(Homey tells the story of the day)

(after Homey tells his story, everyone is crying)

 

Tiny: did she REALLY tear off all that leg hair?

 

Homey: yeah, look!

 

(Homey points to a bald spot on his leg)

 

Tiny: man, if I ever see her, I’m gonna kill her)

 

(AshAsh is thrown into the same cell as them)

 

Homey: the hell? Yo boys, AshAsh is here, remember, its her?

 

Tiny: oh yeah. Lets kill her!

 

(25 people run at AshAsh, punching her into the ground endlessly and kicking her too)

(Homey just watches)

(Homey checks his pockets, and gets a little eye dropper out, waving it around)

 

Homey: hey guys, lets have an LSD party!

 

25 people: yeah!

 

(just then, a guard smacks Homey in the head with a nightstick, knocking him out)

(end)

(a title appears in gay red colors that have “fat” letters with squiggly lines in them, that says “The Pump Girls)

(The Pump Girls appear next to each other under the title, and are dancing, then stop and say “PUMP” at the same time, raising their hands)

 

Announcer: Today’s episode is…

Pumpin’ Back to School Part 4

 

(Mommy Manager walks in)

 

Mommy Manager: Girls, summer vacation is over, so that means our touring is over as well. You have to go back to school!

 

AshAsh: ah, great…

 

JayJay: yay!

 

FartFart: whoohoo!

 

KayKay: yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!

 

Homey: can I go to school, too?

 

Mommy Manager: I…suppose

 

Homey: yay!

 

(camera zooms in on FartFart)

(the camera scene turns black showing in white letters)

 

 

FartFart

 

Mommy Manager: bye, Fart Fart

 

FartFart: ::fart:: bye!

 

(PeePee and PooPoo come along and walk around with FartFart)

 

PeePee: ::pee:: Hey, FartFart

 

FartFart: ::fart:: hi

 

PooPoo: ::poop:: what’s going on?

 

FartFart: ::fart:: nothin’ much

 

PooPoo: ::poop:: oh, that’s nice. Wanna do something cool?

 

FartFart: ::fart:: oh…k…

 

PeePee: ::pee:: fart the biggest fart ever and aim yourself at the gym

 

FartFart: ::fart:: ok!

 

(FartFart aims herself towards the gym and farts really loudly, propelling her into the air, flying towards the gym)

 

FartFart: wow! I’m flyingggg

 

(FartFart smacks into the gym’s wall and it collapses, with FartFart in the middle of the destruction)

(FartFart faints after she gives off another huge fart)

(end)

(a title appears in gay red colors that have “fat” letters with squiggly lines in them, that says “The Pump Girls)

(The Pump Girls appear next to each other under the title, and are dancing, then stop and say “PUMP” at the same time, raising their hands)

 

Announcer: Today’s episode is…

Pumpin’ Back to School Part 3

 

(Mommy Manager walks in)

 

Mommy Manager: Girls, summer vacation is over, so that means our touring is over as well. You have to go back to school!

 

AshAsh: ah, great…

 

JayJay: yay!

 

FartFart: whoohoo!

 

KayKay: yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!

 

Homey: can I go to school, too?

 

Mommy Manager: I…suppose

 

Homey: yay!

 

(camera zooms in on KayKay)

(the camera scene turns black showing in white letters)

 

 

KayKay

 

Mommy Manager: have a good-

 

KayKay (ripping off her clothes): FREEEEEEEDOOMMM!!

 

(KayKay runs into the school)

 

KayKay (thinking): they have some nice broom sticks in the Janitor’s Closet

 

(KayKay runs into the Janitor’s closet)

(Whoa, Crow, Foe, Moe, and Joe come in, too)

 

KayKay: what are you guys doing here?

 

Crow: umm…we wanna play “Get drunks so we can…do stuff” with you…

 

Joe: that’s it

 

KayKay: ok

 

(Foe hands KayKay a crack pipe and a bottle of LSD)

 

Foe: drink up

 

(KayKay gets “drunk” and falls over, seeing many hallucinations. She becomes delirious and doesn’t know what is happening any more)

(she stays like that until she goes back to the hospital)

(end)

(a title appears in gay red colors that have “fat” letters with squiggly lines in them, that says “The Pump Girls)

(The Pump Girls appear next to each other under the title, and are dancing, then stop and say “PUMP” at the same time, raising their hands)

 

Announcer: Today’s episode is…

Pumpin’ Back to School Part 2

 

(Mommy Manager walks in)

 

Mommy Manager: Girls, summer vacation is over, so that means our touring is over as well. You have to go back to school!

 

AshAsh: ah, great…

 

JayJay: yay!

 

FartFart: whoohoo!

 

KayKay: yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!

 

Homey: can I go to school, too?

 

Mommy Manager: I…suppose

 

Homey: yay!

 

(camera zooms in on JayJay)

(the camera scene turns black showing in white letters)

 

JayJay

 

(JayJay walks towards the playground, she wants to play Dodge ball)

 

JayJay: hey, Guys! Can I play dodge ball too?

 

Guys: ok! DODGE!

 

(Guys throws the ball right at Jay Jay’s head)

(the ball hits her head, and she goes unconscious)

(when she wakes up, she’s naked, and on top of the school’s roof)

 

JayJay: AAAH!

 

(as JayJay was screaming, a big bird shit, and it fell into her mouth)

 

JayJay: ewww!

 

(JayJay tries to spit out what she can, but she swallowed the whole thing)

 

Homey: shut up!

 

(Homey grabs JayJay and lodges her off the roof, into a crowd of people, and she lands on the ground, hard)

 

JayJay: ouch…

 

crowd of people: ewwwwww!!

 

(the crowd of people start kicking JayJay, and she gets a concussion)

(end)

(a title appears in gay red colors that have “fat” letters with squiggly lines in them, that says “The Pump Girls)

(The Pump Girls appear next to each other under the title, and are dancing, then stop and say “PUMP” at the same time, raising their hands)

 

Announcer: Today’s episode is…

Pumpin’ Back to School Part 1

 

(Mommy Manager walks in)

 

Mommy Manager: Girls, summer vacation is over, so that means our touring is over as well. You have to go back to school!

 

AshAsh: ah, great…

 

JayJay: yay!

 

FartFart: whoohoo!

 

KayKay: yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!

 

Homey: can I go to school, too?

 

Mommy Manager: I…suppose

 

Homey: yay!

 

(camera zooms in on AshAsh)

(the camera scene turns black showing in white letters)

 

AshAsh

 

Mommy Manager: ok, AshAsh. Have a nice first day at school!

 

AshAsh: ok..::thinking:: boy it’ll be nice to hang around my REAL friends for a change…

 

(AshAsh walks toward the school)

(inside)

 

Joe: whoa! Crow? Foe? Moe!

 

Whoa: yehh babyy…back to school man! Yeeeehaw!

 

Moe: hey look over there!

 

(Moe points to AshAsh, entering the building)

 

Foe: that’s one of them Pump Girls ain’t it?

 

Moe: you bet your pants it is!

 

Joe: lets rape her!

 

Moe: nah man…that’s for the last day of school

 

Joe: oh yeah…

 

(Joe, Crow, Foe, Whoa and Moe go over to AshAsh, surrounding her so she can’t get away)

 

AshAsh: uhh…hey, guys…what’s…happening? ::thinking: gawd, I can’t believe I’m talking to the hottest guys in the school

 

Joe: we were wondering…

 

(KayKay all of a sudden runs by them, naked)

 

Moe: Whoa! What the hell? Look at that!

 

Whoa: Aaaah! Let’s go!

 

(Joe, Crow, Moe, Whoa and Foe chase after KayKay. She is giggling in a really high pitched voice and runs into a janitor’s closet)

(AshAsh sighs, and goes to her class)

 

Ms. E: hello, class, welcome to Algebra 1. Today is your first day of school!

 

(the class boos)

 

Ms. E: that’s why we’re having the test on Chapter 12, in 3 minutes. You have 3 minutes to figure out all the algebraic equations in the book!

 

(AshAsh just stares at the teacher)

 

Ms. E: What are YOU looking at Little Miss Missy. Get to work!!

 

AshAsh: My name is-

 

Ms. E: What did I tell you, Little Miss Missy? GO TO WORK OR YOU GO TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!!

 

AshAsh: uhh

 

(suddenly a huge explosion occurs, and the gym collapses)

 

Class: whoa!

 

(the whole class rushes up to the window, looking at the gym)

 

Moné: wow! The gym blew up!

 

AshAsh: umm…yeah…

 

Ms. E: ok, back to class everyone

 

(a big fart is let loose from the gym)

(sirens are heard as they near the school’s gym)

 

Ms. E: CLASS! Since the gym blew up and you are all traumatized, I suppose we won’t have the test today. Oh, look at that. School is almost over. Goodbye everyone

 

(everyone leaves the classroom as the bell rings)

(Moné grabs AshAsh’s ass and winks at her, walking away. Moné is a girl)

 

AshAsh: ……..

 

(AshAsh walks out of the school and back to the hospital)

(a parole officer stops AshAsh)

 

Parole officer: What do you think you are doing? Its 2.37 seconds before school ends, what are you doing? Skipping class? That’s it Little Miss Missy, you’re going to jail!

 

(the Parole officer grabs AshAsh and shoves her into a police car)

 

AshAsh: ahhh!

 

(in prison)

 

Homey: the hell? Yo boys, AshAsh is here, remember, its her?

 

Tiny: oh yeah. Lets kill her!

 

(25 people run at AshAsh, punching her into the ground endlessly and kicking her too)

(Homey just watches)

(fade out, AshAsh goes unconcious)

(end)

(a title appears in gay red colors that have “fat” letters with squiggly lines in them, that says “The Pump Girls)

(The Pump Girls appear next to each other under the title, and are dancing, then stop and say “PUMP” at the same time, raising their hands)

 

Announcer: Today’s episode is…

Pumpin’ Nothin’

 

(all the girls are unconscious in their beds)

(Dr. Kevorkian walks in and smiles)

(then, 10,000 men come in and “feel up” all the Pump Girls)

(fade out)

 

36 hours later

 

KayKay: hey! I found 3.675 cents in my uterus!

 

(everyone stares at her, then looks away, pretending they didn’t hear that)

 

AshAsh: that last performance sucked! And we’re going to be stuck in this hospital at least another week…

 

JayJay: Oh well

 

FartFart: ::fart:: I’m bored

 

AshAsh: yeah, me too…

 

(just then, Dr. Kevorkian wheels in Mommy Manager, Count Counter Clerk, and Homey the Homeless Man on hospital beds)

 

Count Counter Clerk: my head hurts…

 

Dr. Kevorkian: shut up you!

 

(Dr. Kevorkian smacks Count Counter Clerk on the head)

 

Count Counter Clerk: owww!

 

Homey: Smack him again!

 

(Mommy Manager is about to say something, but from excessive gas inhalation, she passes out)

(Dr. Kevorkian puts them in the line the Pump Girls are in, against the wall)

 

Dr. Kevorkian: I’m going to bring more playmates for you, just…you…wait

 

(Dr. Kevorkian laughs evilly as he closes the door)

 

AshAsh: I wonder what he meant by that…

 

(the door opens again, and Barney the big purple dinosaur gets rolled in, IV and breathing tanks hooked up all around him)

 

FartFart: BARNEY! What happened to you?

 

(Barney wheezes. The computer he is hooked up to speaks for him)

 

Computer: I was hit by a car, then beat down with crowbars…it hurt…then the steamroller, and the bombs…

 

(AshAsh blinks)

 

AshAsh: kay.

 

KayKay: yeah?

 

AshAsh: blah

 

KayKay: all right

 

FartFart: wow

 

JayJay: poor Barney…

 

Dr. Kevorkian: yeah, and I had a hell of a time trying to find out where he breathed from

 

(there’s tubes hooked up everywhere on Barney, on his pinky, into his ear, in his black eye and some tubes you can’t see where they go)

(no one says anything for a while)

(Dr. Kevorkian releases knockout gas into the hospital, knocking everyone out)

(end)

(a title appears in gay red colors that have “fat” letters with squiggly lines in them, that says “The Pump Girls)

(The Pump Girls appear next to each other under the title, and are dancing, then stop and say “PUMP” at the same time, raising their hands)

 

Announcer: Today’s episode is…

 

Pumpin’ Toilets!

 

(The scene goes to the Pump Girls’ hospital beds, they’re in their hospital gowns)

 

KayKay: boy, that was some adventure we had last time!

 

AshAsh: I only regained conciousness three minutes ago! What happened?

 

Dr. Kevorkian: well, I don’t know how it happneed, but one of you were chopped up by a plane without your shoes, one of you passed out, one of you was smooshed, one of you had a sugar attack, the mommy manager had a concussion…and, I injected you with Rat poi-eh…never mind, wrong patients…

 

(Dr. Kevorkian walks out mumbling)

 

JoeJoe: uhh? who the hell was that?

 

FartFart: ::fart:: Our doctor? Maybe? He seemed to know a lot about us

 

(KayKay jumps out of her bed and screams)

 

KayKay: I’m not a virgin anymore!

 

(KayKay stops screaming)

 

KayKay: oh yeah, I forgot I had hot sex with Dr. Kevorkian in a tub of oatmeal…

 

(3 hours later)

 

Mommy Manager: Ok, we don’t have a car, how are we gonna get to the performance at the Starbucks?

 

AshAsh: oh no! we’ll never make it in the big time now!

 

(just then, The Pump Girls Van that Homey the Homeless Man stole, appeared at the top of the street, the front end jumping up and down)

 

Homey the Homeless Man: whee! Pump Girls!

 

(Homey stops the van right in front of them)

Pump Girls: Homey!

 

Homey: yo yo. I got some cool shit maaaan! I loaded hydraulics in this van, and I got some LSD! (LSD echoes)

 

AshAsh: LSD? What’s that?

 

Homey: uhh…it means “Losers Shootin ‘Dese”

 

FartFart: ::fart:: that doesn’t make any sense!

 

Homey: um…it doesn’t matter, its mine.

 

(Homey’s stomach rumbles)

 

Homey: aw man..maybe I should have gotten food instead of all this shit…

 

Mommy Manager: we need to go to Starbucks, can you take us there?

 

Homey: coffee! muffins! mmh..haven’t had those since the LA riots

 

(The Pump Girls and Mommy Manager go in the van, and it starts up and goes to Starbucks)

(1 hour later)

(they pull up to Starbucks and run in. Overhead shot)

(They bust open the doors, and make their way to the counter)

 

AshAsh: excuse me…

 

Count Counter Clerk: AAH! ITS THE PUMP GIRLS! I LOVE YOU!!!

 

AshAsh (blinks): umm…thank you!

 

Count Counter Clerk: have some Air Mochas on the house. Sugar free!

 

JoeJoe: yay!

 

(Count Counter Clerk places 6 cups on the counter and puts his hand over the cups, making “pshhh” sound with his mouth)

 

Count Counter Clerk: all done, there you go!

 

(Homey stares at the cups)

 

Homey: there’s nothing in there…

 

Count Counter Clerk: sure there is!

 

Homey (sniffing the cup): what then?

 

Count Counter Clerk: air! that’s what an Air Mocha is!

 

(Homey tosses all the cups down to the floor in a rageful manner)

 

Homey: I want muffins! Give me muffinnnnsss!

 

Count Counter Clerk: That’ll be $19.60

 

Homey: the hell?

 

Count Counter Clerk: well, I have to charge you an extra 10 bucks for the mess you made, those Air Mochas cost a buck each and the muffin costs $3.60

 

Mommy Manager: you said the Air Mochas were on the house!

 

Count Counter Clerk: yeah, I did

 

(Count Counter Clerk points down to a picture of a house drawn on the counter)

 

AshAsh: grr! let’s just do our show!

 

(The Pump Girls run into the bathroom with Mommy Manager. Homey is seen in the back, pulling Count Counter Clerk over the counter and beating the shit out of him as they run into the bathroom)

 

FartFart: ::fart:: we’re here!

 

Lady on Toilet: the fuck?

 

AshAsh (giggling): there’s no doors on the stalls for the toilets

 

Lady on Toilet: who the fuck are-

 

AshAsh (raises fist into the air): I’m AshAsh!

 

JoeJoe (raises fist into the air): I’m JoeJoe!

 

KayKay (raises fist into the air): I’m KayKay!

 

FartFart (raises fist into the air): ::fart:: I’m FartFart!!

 

All together (screaming): THE PUMP GIRLS!

 

(their words echo, because they screamed it, and it was in a bathroom)

(meanwhile, in the air vents)

 

Mr. Donkey: eheheh! I’m gonna blow this Starbucks up!

 

(all of a sudden the Pump Girls’ screams echoed through the vents where Mr. Donkey was, richocheting off the walls of the vents thousands of times, literally knocking Mr. Donkey unconcious, with his ears bleeding)

(anyway)

 

FartFart: ::fart:: let’s dooo it!

 

Lady on Toilet: whaha-what? I want peace and quiet. GO AWAY!

 

(The Pump Girls start to dance…horribly)

 

Lady on Toilet: no more!

 

(Lady on Toilet gets up, picking up a piece of poop from the toilet and tossing it at AshAsh)

 

AshAsh (screaming): AAAAH! I have POOP on my face!

 

(The Pump Girls stop dancing. When JoeJoe stops, she slips, slamming her head on the bathroom sink, cracking her skull)

 

FartFart: ::FART:: I’m excited!

 

(FartFart faints, and with her extreme weight, falls on Mommy Manager, smooshing her)

 

KayKay: ugh! too much sugar!

 

(KayKay hyperventilates and goes unconcious)

 

(The poop on AshAsh’s face goes into her screaming mouth. Fortunately, the poop had sugar in it, and AshAsh fell into a toilet after running around a little)

 

Lady on Toilet (blinking): good….

 

(end)

(a title appears in gay red colors that have “fat” letters with squiggly lines in them, that says “The Pump Girls)

(The Pump Girls appear next to each other under the title, and are dancing, then stop and say “PUMP” at the same time, raising their hands)

 

Announcer: Today’s episode is…

 

Pump It Up!

 

(The scene goes to the Pump Girls’ hospital beds, they’re in their hospital gowns)

 

KayKay: I wish we didn’t have juvenile diabetes

 

JoeJoe: At least we get insulin pump pagers!

 

AshAsh: Yes, we also have the Pump Girls because of this!

 

FartFart: ::Fart!!:: And we wouldn’t be able to be the Pump Girls if we didn’t have Juvenile diabetes and insulin pump pagers!

 

(KayKay starts hyperventilating)

 

KayKay: Too much…..sugar…!

 

(KayKay pushes a button on her pager with a *pshhh* sound of air, insulin pumping into her body, making her have less sugar)

 

KayKay: Ah! That feels better…

 

JoeJoe: KayKay, are you feeling “up” for our performance tonight?

 

FartFart: We have a performance!?

 

AshAsh: Yes, its our biggest break ever! We’re going to a playground next to an industrial waste dump

 

KayKay: Oh. No wonder, I forget things of importance all the time, like the time I had a bowel movement and I hadn’t gone in 4 weeks and-

 

AshAsh: Shut up

 

(KayKay gets up and takes off her hospital gown, in the middle of the room, nude)

 

FartFart: EW!!

 

KayKay: Whoops, I forgot you guys weren’t gay

 

(3 hours later)

 

Mommy Manager: Ok, everyone! Get into the van!

 

(many many homeless people pile into the van)

 

Mommy Managaer: Not you! I meant The Pump Girls!!

 

(a homeless man near the bottom raises his hand)

 

Homey the Homeless Man: I’m a Pump Girl!

 

Mommy Manager: Ok. The rest of you: OUT! Or you get dsemboweled!

 

Homeless People: Awwww

 

Mommy Manager: NOWWW!!!

 

(The Homeless People ran away, leaving Homey the Homeless Man, and The Pump Girls go to their next performance)

 

Homey the Homeless Man: Got any food?

 

Mommy Manager: Gosh no…you know that there are no foods in the world that don’t contain sugar in it, and since you have juvenile diabetes you can’t eat food, you know that.

 

(Homey the Homeless Man gets a sad face)

 

Homey the Homeless Man: I have stones in my intestine?

 

Mommy Manager: No…not anymore, we exchanged gallstones for diabetes to become The Pump Girls instead of The Rolling Gallstones. You don’t remember? Geez. We’re here.

 

(Mommy Manager stops at the playground, and everyone gets out. KayKay forgets how to walk and falls on the floor, soaking in mud)

 

KayKay: I broke a bone!

 

AshAsh: Great, we’ll never be able to perform now!

 

(Just then a plane swoops down and catches AshAsh in the propellers instantly dicing her up, and leaving only her shoes)

 

FartFart: ::Fart!!:: Ahhh! AshAsh died!

 

(Then, FartFart farted again and blew away the Mommy Manager, knocking her out. FartFart becomes exhausted and faints on top of KayKay)

 

JoeJoe: What the hell?

 

KayKay: Get her off meeee!

 

(KayKay passes out)

(Just then a bunch of children run over to JoeJoe with cans of Mountain Dew, pouring it all over her)

(JoeJoe starts having a seizure)

 

JoeJoe: Noo! I can’t take sugar into my bodyyyy!

 

(JoeJoe falls to the floor, still shaking, and passes out, still shaking)

(Homey the Homeless Man just watches all of this, takes AshAsh’s shoes and gets into the car, driving away)

(end)