The Pump Girls Episode 5

(a title appears in gay red colors that have “fat” letters with squiggly lines in them, that says “The Pump Girls)

(The Pump Girls appear next to each other under the title, and are dancing, then stop and say “PUMP” at the same time, raising their hands)


Announcer: Today’s episode is…

Pumpin’ Back to School Part 2


(Mommy Manager walks in)


Mommy Manager: Girls, summer vacation is over, so that means our touring is over as well. You have to go back to school!


AshAsh: ah, great…


JayJay: yay!


FartFart: whoohoo!


KayKay: yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!


Homey: can I go to school, too?


Mommy Manager: I…suppose


Homey: yay!


(camera zooms in on JayJay)

(the camera scene turns black showing in white letters)




(JayJay walks towards the playground, she wants to play Dodge ball)


JayJay: hey, Guys! Can I play dodge ball too?


Guys: ok! DODGE!


(Guys throws the ball right at Jay Jay’s head)

(the ball hits her head, and she goes unconscious)

(when she wakes up, she’s naked, and on top of the school’s roof)


JayJay: AAAH!


(as JayJay was screaming, a big bird shit, and it fell into her mouth)


JayJay: ewww!


(JayJay tries to spit out what she can, but she swallowed the whole thing)


Homey: shut up!


(Homey grabs JayJay and lodges her off the roof, into a crowd of people, and she lands on the ground, hard)


JayJay: ouch…


crowd of people: ewwwwww!!


(the crowd of people start kicking JayJay, and she gets a concussion)


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