The Pump Girls Episode 7

(a title appears in gay red colors that have “fat” letters with squiggly lines in them, that says “The Pump Girls)

(The Pump Girls appear next to each other under the title, and are dancing, then stop and say “PUMP” at the same time, raising their hands)


Announcer: Today’s episode is…

Pumpin’ Back to School Part 4


(Mommy Manager walks in)


Mommy Manager: Girls, summer vacation is over, so that means our touring is over as well. You have to go back to school!


AshAsh: ah, great…


JayJay: yay!


FartFart: whoohoo!


KayKay: yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!


Homey: can I go to school, too?


Mommy Manager: I…suppose


Homey: yay!


(camera zooms in on FartFart)

(the camera scene turns black showing in white letters)





Mommy Manager: bye, Fart Fart


FartFart: ::fart:: bye!


(PeePee and PooPoo come along and walk around with FartFart)


PeePee: ::pee:: Hey, FartFart


FartFart: ::fart:: hi


PooPoo: ::poop:: what’s going on?


FartFart: ::fart:: nothin’ much


PooPoo: ::poop:: oh, that’s nice. Wanna do something cool?


FartFart: ::fart:: oh…k…


PeePee: ::pee:: fart the biggest fart ever and aim yourself at the gym


FartFart: ::fart:: ok!


(FartFart aims herself towards the gym and farts really loudly, propelling her into the air, flying towards the gym)


FartFart: wow! I’m flyingggg


(FartFart smacks into the gym’s wall and it collapses, with FartFart in the middle of the destruction)

(FartFart faints after she gives off another huge fart)


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