Q: What’s the difference between someone with diarrhea and a Beverly Hillbilly?
A: One makes frequent trips to the john, and the other swims in the cement pond.
Tag Archives: television
Joke #11123
Q: What do you call an earnest, hard-working kid who spends all his time sitting on the couch?
A: An eager Beavis.
Joke # 11122
Q: What do you call a sitcom about a mummified boy-king and a kid who watches rock videos?
A: Beavis and Tut-head.
Joke #11055
Q: What would you call a TV show about guys who have bad breath and want to date cheerleaders?
A: "Dream On."
Joke #11041
Q: What happened to the kid who got sick watching “The Honeymooners”?
A: He ralphed.
Joke #11040
Q: What do you call a cartoon about a stingy man and his bird?
A: “Wren and Skimpy.”
Joke #11039
Q: What do you call a sitcom about a kid who hates school?
A: “Butt-head of the Class.”
Joke #11038
Q: What do you call a modern sitcom about a funny suburban kid who picks his nose and laughs obnoxiously?
A: “Leave It to Beavis”
Joke #10726
Q: What does a television have in common with a rabbit?
A: His ears!
Joke #10392
A blonde walks in to a store and says to the cashier “Can I buy that TV?”
The cashier says, “No.”
The blonde leaves the store.
The next day, the blonde walks back into the store and says “Can I have that TV?”
The cashier says “No,” so the blonde leaves the store.
The next day the blonde walks back into the store and says “Can I have that TV?”
The cashier says “no” again
This time the blonde asks, “Why won’t you sell me the TV?”
The cashier says “Because, that’s a toaster, not a TV.”
aoubrompian
aoubrompian – n. an “8 in 1” TV
kwubara
kwubara – n. a later episode of The Adventures of Pete and Pete
okahisa
okahisa – n. an earlier episode of The Adventures of Pete and Pete
hamasaka
hamasaka – n. a person on Sponk (the TV show) <see Sponk>
trueba
trueba – n. a TV show you swear that you can make something better than and act better in too