“That’s nothing. I’m so hungry I could eat the tail off a skunk”
– Ms. Signs
Tag Archives: tail
Quote #13617
“two tails and a head, three tails”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13616
“its got a tail and a head. Its called a fair coin”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #13022
As a child, every time I went to a party they’d make me play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey. Afterwards, I couldn’t sit for a week.
Joke #12775
Q: Why are writers the strangest creatures in the world?
A: Because their tales come out of their heads.
Joke #12563
My dog is so lazy, you have to wag his tail for him.
Joke #11707
Q: Why are space creatures sitting on a fence like a dime?
A: They’re heads on one side and tails on the other.
Joke #11212
Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when he hits a windshield?
A: His tail.
Joke #10700
Q: What has a head, a tail, but no body?
A: A coin.
Joke #5509
Q: What did the monkeys say when he cut his tail?
A: It won’t be long now!
Joke #5413
Q: Where does a monkey go when he loses his tail?
A: A retail store
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What do space creatures do when they lose their tails?
A: They go to a retail store.