Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Wonder Woman
Lost her bosoms
On a sunny day
Hey!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Superman
Lost his underpants
When he went on holiday!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Wonder Woman
Lost her bosoms
On a sunny day
Hey!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Superman
Lost his underpants
When he went on holiday!
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Episode 30 is here! And I made a new song! Maybe?? I don’t know what it’s going to sound like as I’m typing this, so maybe you’ll like it.
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For the first hour or so we catch up about what we’ve been watching (like Daredevil) and a couple of other events. I talk about how I was able to kill 3 crickets within 30 seconds or so. We talk primarily about two things, Screening Room which a service that would allow you to watch new movies “day of” in the home.
and for the second hour or so…BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE.
We both saw it so we talk about what we liked, what we didn’t like, etc. There are spoilers, just in case you are worried.
The whole podcast is the longest we’ve ever done, it seems. We figured if you’re going to bother listening, you’ll just listen to the whole thing.
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Wow! I don’t know who keeps making these Squacklecasts, but they keep getting made.
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We talk about ABC Family’s Harry Potter marathon a bit and which ones we like overall. Also we realize how we can’t remember what happens in which one or what they’re called.
Comic Con 2015 began and ended in a boring whimper considering Marvel was a no-show. Trailers from the convention are at Wired.
The current status of Marvel and how Ant-Man is or is not their current “peak.” Avengers 2 was basically Cameo: The Movie. The X-Men properties are discussed.
We talk about the DC properties which were arguably the most interesting part of this year’s Comic Con.
Movies about movies that didn’t get made — Superman Lives and pre-Lynch Dune.
Will Smith is Deadshot in the new Suicide Squad movie. Hopefully he’s more like Capt. James West from Wild Wild West:
Dave was mostly into the Garfield/Calvin and Hobbes types of comics instead of the Marvel/DC stuff.
Since Garfield likes lasagna, that was a segue into talking about food and Grilled Cheese. Billy doesn’t like Grilled Cheese because his only experience with it was eating it at a buffet.
Perfect Grilled Cheese on sourdough is as follows:
Awful wheat grilled cheese is this awful awful thing:
More random food talk about bacon and other things.
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Davepoobond’s Hate List for Celebrities (5 is average rating)
FRED 10/10, Bono 10/10, Owen Wilson 9/10, Jackie Chan 6/10
Melissa McCarthy 10/10, Julia Roberts 9/10, Drew Barrymore 8/10, Geena Davis 7/10, Cher 4/10
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Fuck you FRED. See you guys next time!
Q: What’s faster than a speeding bullet and able to clean tall buildings with a single sponge?
A: Soaperman.
Q: Where did Superman open his fast food restaurant?
A: Somewhere near Lois Lane!
Q: How can you tell that Superman loves chicken?
A: His real name is Cluck Kent!
Q: What superhero is Catland’s favorite?
A: Catman, of course!
“do they think they’re superman because they have ‘man’ on the end of their names?”
– from the TV
superstink – n. this is the super bad odor coming from Sharon Turner’s nasty pussy, and it’s so strong it would knock Superman out.
sekapamaga – n. a Superman thong