Q: When is a boxer like an astronomer?
A: When he sees stars.
Tag Archives: star
Quote #15690
“Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder where you are”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #13889
“Hitch your wagon to a star”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
They Have Schools For Everything
These days they have schools for everything:
– I went to card shark school, but failed out because I didn’t cheat on the tests.
– I went to oven repair school and it was a gas.
– I dropped out of butcher school because I couldn’t hack it.
– I graduated from astronomy school and came out starry-eyed.
Joke #11701
Q: When is a movie producer like an astronomer?
A: When he discovers a new star.
star root
star root – n. a mathematical operation in that shows how many times the number of the points of a star can go into a number
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hissloop
hissloop – n. the combination of flowers, stars, hearts, and jewels
sohcahtoa
sohcahtoa – n. a star on a spring