“My wife, mom, daughters and my sister are all getting these magnificent long-stemmed roses from me for Christmas. And Ghirardelli chocolates, of course!”
– from a spam e-mail
Tag Archives: spam
Quote #21052
“Scientists have developed a breakthrough weight loss program that ‘tricks’ your body into burning existing fat!”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21050
“Get Approved for an Unsecured Gold Credit Card Instantly Online!”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21047
“I had these dark spots on my leg for 15 years. I’m not sure what it was but it was growing!”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21046
“My newly born baby, now one month old, had chronic diaper rash. Several doctors had tried to get it to go away…nothing seemed to work, she continued to be raw and sore. She cried all the time. I tried your Chickweed Healing Salve, putting it on that night. By the next morning she was much better. After using it for 2 days, she was completely cured. She is now a beautiful baby. She doesn’t cry anymore.”
– from a spam e-mail
revof
revof – n. 200 dollars in free gas, obtained through a spam e-mail
balgaintl
balgaintl – n. a spam e-mail telling you how good they are at spamming, and how you should use them to spam your product
Quote #21045
“Its an all natural relationship enhancer (via sex)! Men remember those youthful days when all an attractive girl had to do was come close and you would erupt intoa steel pole erections! (Depending on where you were it could have been embarrassing!)”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21044
“I’ve had fantastic sex, but this stuff made me feel like I had rockets shooting out everywhere . . . rockets!!!”
– from a spam e-mail
foht
foht – n. a spam e-mail that tells you how to remove at least 4 times, like they want you to remove them. It is most likely a trap.
Quote #21040
“Hey my name is Nikki
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I go to Georgetown University
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We have many pixs of my friends and im in the international section of our site
CUM CHECK OUT OUR HOT PIXS”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21037
“YOU WILL RECEIVE A FULL $1.00 FOR EACH AND EVERY PAMPHLET THAT YOU PROCESS! What do we mean by process? It’s simple…
FIRST: You will neatly fold the provided pre-printed single-sided (8 1/2 by 11 inch) pamphlets into thirds [The pamphlet that you will be processing will be provided to you and will be printed on regular 20 lb. (8-1/2 by 11) inch paper].
SECOND: You will neatly insert the folded pamphlets into the provided pre-addressed, postage paid envelopes [These envelopes will be mailed directly to your home or apartment with customers’ names & addresses already printed on the envelopes along with postage already affixed to the envelopes].
THIRD: Lick and seal these envelopes and then drop them back into the regular US Mail, directly out to the customers.
It’s that simple!”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21034
“6 Dessert Flavored Lip Shades, a $42 value, yours for just $8.95.”
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“Every sensational lip color is a calorie-free explosion of taste.”
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“Aloe Vera and Vitamin E keep lips moisturized and conditioned, while tasting incredibly delicious.”
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“Flavors include: Black Forest Cake, Vanilla Icing, Strawberry Cheesecake, Cherry Tart, Berries & Cream and Plum Pudding”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21033
“‘For the first time in years I am able to enjoy sex as much as my husband. ?He says the feelings during sex remind him of when we were first married.’ Wendy – 51 years old”
– from a spam e-mail
Quote #21032
“‘I thought I knew sexual pleasure before, but I have never in my life ?experienced such an incredible orgasm. Thank you so much for this?incredible product. My life will never be the same again.’ -Sherry, Las Vegas, NV”
– from a spam e-mail