“what good will it do to me in hyperspace?”
She meant to say cyberspace, but didn’t actually want to.
– Miss Canoffat
Tag Archives: space
Joke #13286
The cuts in federal spending have taken their toll on our space projects. Now astronauts can only get rockets to lift off if they peddle fast enough.
Joke #13278
If Detroit had manufactured the Apollo space capsules, man would have never reached the moon. The capsule would have been recalled halfway to its destination.
A Bear in S p a c e
Once upon a time in space, there was a bear named David. David was a sad bear who didn’t have any bear friends. Since David was a hairless bear, except for his head, no one wanted to be his friend because he was different.
No one at David’s house cared for him either. His momma and poppa bear were always at the river catching fish. Whenever his parents came home, they only gave David the head of the fish since they hated the head part. David was always hungry as a result.
So, one day, David decided to take off his helmet and leave this sad universe. David said his last goodbyes and took off his helmet. Then his face blew up like a balloon and that was the end of David the lonely bear.
Moral: Shave your head if your whole body is hairless. Then maybe you will conform to the standards of the society and not be seen as an outcast, and have a crummy life to show for it.
Joke #12983
A spaceship landed on the front lawn of a house on Long Island. A mouse stepped out and walked up to the front door and knocked. A man opened the door and the mouse said, “Take me to your liederkranz!”
Joke #11708
Q: What keeps the moon from falling through space?
A: The beams, silly!
Joke #11694
Q: Do you know how long cows should be milked in space?
A: Same as the short ones.
Joke #11676
Q: Who makes the best lovers?
A: Spacemen. They’re out of this world!
Joke #11669
Q: What four letters would frighten a timid visitor from space?
A: O I C U.
Joke #11668
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
A: To find Pluto.
Joke #11656
Q: What did the space creature say when he first saw an octopus?
A: How do you do, how do you do, how do you do, how do you do…
Joke #11652
Q: How did the space creature catch a rabbit?
A: He stood behind a tree and made noises like a carrot.
Joke #11651
Q: Why don’t astronauts get hungry in space?
A: Because they just had launch.
Joke #11650
Q: A creature from space fell out of his flying saucer and wasn’t hurt. How come?
A: He was wearing a light fall suit.
Joke #11637
Q: What did one spacebee say to the other spacebee?
A: None of your buzziness.