There was a man from brazil
who sat completly still
more often than not
he would dribble snot
and it dangled all the way to his heel
There was a man from brazil
who sat completly still
more often than not
he would dribble snot
and it dangled all the way to his heel
::talking about snot::
“Not true, but whatever turns you on!”
– Mrs. Stickums
“what? you spent 2000 years looking for a tub of snot?”
– Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the Movie (1995)
Q: Why is it impolite to sneeze on one’s dinner plate?
A: If the chef had wanted snot sprinkled all over his dish, he would have put it there.
Q: Should kids with head colds go to school?
A: It’s snot for me to say.
stakals – n. a snot ball
snot glop – n. a huge pile of snot
full – n. a hooker with a runny nose
boonit – n. eye shadow made out of snot