“I don’t want that snake coming up my bloody awss!”
– from a movie. Don’t know what this is from
“I don’t want that snake coming up my bloody awss!”
– from a movie. Don’t know what this is from
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who speak with forked tongue is probably a snake in the grass.
– Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
– Seventy sailors sailed seven swift ships.
– Joe jumps joyfully in June and July.
– Davy Dear ducks Dinah Dear daily.
– Fast Freddie Frog fries fat flying fish.
– Hairy Harry Hartley hurries home.
– Slippery southern snakes slide swiftly down ski slopes.
– Billy Bunny burst his big beautiful blue balloon.
– Fran fans Fred frantically.
– Fast Frank fries frankfurters and french fries.
– How many bagels could a Beagle bake if a Beagle could bake bagels?
– Seven silly skunks sighed sadly.
– Little Linda Lamb licks her lovely lips.
– “Shoot, Sally,” Slim Sam shouted shyly.
– Wee Willy whistles to wise Wilber Whale.
My eyesight is so bad, last week while hiking in the woods I picked up a snake to kill a stick.
Once there was the baseball coach who was so dumb, he thought he needed a boa constrictor to pull off a squeeze play.
Q: How do little rattlesnakes call home?
A: Poison-to-poison.
Two aliens from space upon seeing their first snake.
First: “That’s only a little green snake.”
Second: “Yes, but it might be as dangerous as a ripe one!”
Ray: The hissing snakes slithered in the grass. How many s’s in that?
Bob: Uh…seven?
Ray: No. There aren’t any s’s in THAT!
Bob: Go look in the cage over there. You’ll see a ten-foot snake.
Matty: Don’t try to kid me. I know snakes don’t have feet.
Q: What did the snake give his girlfriend on their first date?
A: A good-night hiss.
Q: What do cobras study in college?
A: Hiss-tory
Q: If a snake had feet, what would you call them?
A: Snakers instead of sneakers.
sablaosa – n. to hate snakes (!!) and Nazis, too
fubu – n. a snake from the Everglades
eel – n. an ocean snake
;} the snake of the ocean