You should message me if
“1. U are asian and you like to smile!
2 You will not force me to believe in God….”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Tag Archives: smile
Building Smile
Happy Chair
Smiling Building
Smiling Door
Quote #16368
“I’ll shave it off”
::smiles, while licking her lips::
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15274
“look at the smile on his face! …He doesn’t know where he is”
– from the TV
Quote #15243
“everyone’s a happy camper…”
::smiling::
“…except for me”
– from the TV
Quote #14813
“NOW YOU CAN BE SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE TO SEXY MEN OR WOMEN! Get more smiles, conversations, flirting and sex…virtually overnight!”
– from the Internet
Quote #13386
“SMILE Like as”
– Miss Canoffat
Quote #13373
“oh hi smile glad to see you”
– Miss Canoffat
Joke #13291
I’ll tell you how bad things really are. If you want to buy a smile button these days, you have to go to an antique shop.
Joke #13151
A son asked her father, Hey, Pop, can I have 10 bucks to buy a skateboard?”
The father replied, “No! Look, Johnny, you should try to use your brains to raise the 10 dollars yourself.”
About five minutes later the lad returned and said, “Well, I raised the 10 dollars.”
The father asked, “How?”
The youngster smiled and said, “I asked Mom for it.”
Joke #13012
A woman on a local bus was making a real pest of herself by asking the driver every few minutes, “Have we come to Walnut Drive yet?” After twenty minutes, she finally said, “Tell me, how will I know when we get to Walnut Drive?”
The driver turned to her and answered, “By the big smile on my face, lady!”
Joke #12523
A wise man once said: “A politician who smiles when he makes a mistake has thought of someone else to blame it on.”