Q: Why did the skunk cross the road?
A: To get to de odor side.
Tag Archives: skunk
Joke #18023
Q: When do skunks stuff turkeys?
A: Stanksgiving.
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“That’s nothing. I’m so hungry I could eat the tail off a skunk”
– Ms. Signs
Tongue Twisters
– Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
– Seventy sailors sailed seven swift ships.
– Joe jumps joyfully in June and July.
– Davy Dear ducks Dinah Dear daily.
– Fast Freddie Frog fries fat flying fish.
– Hairy Harry Hartley hurries home.
– Slippery southern snakes slide swiftly down ski slopes.
– Billy Bunny burst his big beautiful blue balloon.
– Fran fans Fred frantically.
– Fast Frank fries frankfurters and french fries.
– How many bagels could a Beagle bake if a Beagle could bake bagels?
– Seven silly skunks sighed sadly.
– Little Linda Lamb licks her lovely lips.
– “Shoot, Sally,” Slim Sam shouted shyly.
– Wee Willy whistles to wise Wilber Whale.
Joke #11889
Q: Why couldn’t the skunk use her phone?
A: It was out of odor.
Joke #8851
Q: What is black and white and blue all over?
A: A skunk in the North Pole
Quote #6706
“Twinkle, Twinkle, Little skunk, how I wonder if you’re drunk.”
– Alice in Wonderland (1985)
takeda
takeda – n. a city made up of squirrels, raccoons, and skunks