“I shit my knees!”
– davepoobond
Tag Archives: shit
Quote #16798
Written in the profile field “Hobbies:”
“I like to sh**it. I will sell my poop to anyone who is interested. I take great sloppy dumps.”
– from the internet
Quote #16591
“We do what we doo doo”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16286
“give me my NOTEBOOK! Oh shit wuhuuhuhu”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #14732
“you’ve got enough manure on your boots now”
– Angels in the Outfield (1994)
Quote #14624
“I’m too old for this shit”
– Lethal Weapon (1987)
Joke #12473
PAPER BOY: “There’s a guy on my route who has sixty-two different daily newspaper delivered to his place every day.”
GIRL: “Wow. He must be a well-read intellectual.”
PAPER BOY: “Nope. He owns a pet store.”
shituation
shituation – n. a shitty situation
;} a situation involving defecation
raindeer
raindeer – n. a species of deer that is made completely of freshly condensed rain. They explode instantaneously when they take their first shit, which results in a mild sprinkle of rain. Raindeers are expected to live one to two hours before having to take a shit.
meadow muffin
meadow muffin – n. a pile of poo in the middle of a field or meadow
Joke #11219
Q: Why aren’t dung beetles more popular with other bugs?
A: Dung beetles usually bring their work home with them.
dung beetle
dung beetle – n. a beetle whose home is really a dump
Joke #11149
Q: What’s the difference between someone with diarrhea and a Beverly Hillbilly?
A: One makes frequent trips to the john, and the other swims in the cement pond.
Joke #10966
Q: What do you call a sitcom about a soldier with diarrhea?
A: “Gomer Piles.”
ujalirmod
ujalirmod – v. to shit yourself to tears