Brown Note – n. a low octave sound above low E# that causes eratic bowel movements. lick my balls.
Ex. I heard the brown note and shit my pants.
Brown Note – n. a low octave sound above low E# that causes eratic bowel movements. lick my balls.
Ex. I heard the brown note and shit my pants.
brown lips – n. someone who sucks up to someone more powerful than they are, in other words to kiss someone’s arse.
Ex. John Howard is always kissing George Bush’s arse by worshiping him like a king, what a brown lips.
brown helmet – n. this is what you call the shit on the head of your dick you get from buttfucking some bitch.
blumpkin – v. to receive a blow job while defecating (taking a dump). The best of two worlds. This is universal I can’t believe it wasn’t in here before!
Ex. That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62.
bloop – v. to fart and shit yourself
ass mokey – n. a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd.
Ex. I need to drop some ass monkeys
Ass Coconutism – n. a disease in which one has only a single butt cheek shaped like a coconut and shit comes out the underneath of the one butt cheek.
apoo (ah-poo) – n. very weird crap, usually with peanuts.
Ex. Look at all that apoo!
Alcarax – n. the God of laxatives
Ex. Thank Alcarax this piece of shit came out.
aborafly – v. to stink up a clean restroom full of people in a fancy restaurant (Usually leaving spatter stains on the toilet).
aaaaatl – v. to crap while eating dog poop
0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 – v. to take a dump on a mailman