five thousand dollars ($5000) – n. the amount of money Sharon Turner was going to take from her (lazy) son’s college fund and give to me, so I could move over 700 miles to her town so I could do her married, cheating ass every week..
Tag Archives: Sharon Turner
fart
fart – n. smelly gas that comes outta your ass (hey! that rhymes)
;} a butt burp
;} something that smells better than Sharon Turner’s nasty pussy
;} to break wind
;} Acronym. acronym for Flabby, Anal-Retentive Tory
face lift
face lift – n. something Sharon Turner needs to get WAY before she gets a boob job
eat
eat – v. something you’d want to do to a pussy, unless it’s Sharon Turner’s!
dumb bitch
dumb bitch – n. somebody like Sharon Turner that knows her pussy stinks, but doesn’t go to the doctor to get it fixed
;} a girl that thinks an UGLY guy with perfect hair is a good-looking guy
;} 99% of the women on Earth
duck butter
duck butter – n. the mixture of sperm and shit that drips out of Sharon Turner’s ass after buttfucking her
douche
douche – n. something Sharon Turner has never, EVER done
;} something Sharon Turner needs to do with Clorox every single day
;} a term defining a person that needs to be douched
;} the act of inserting a water syringical device and cleaning ones vaginal walls
deeper
deeper – n. what Sharon Turner said the last time I fucked her in the ass
dead fuck
dead fuck – n. somebody like Sharon Turner that just lays there motionless and without making a sound while you fuck the stinky bitch
dantler
dantler – n. a person who likes Sharon Turner (the first person ever!!!!)
crell
crell – Contraction. crow’s feet from Hell, like the ones around Sharon Turner’s eyes
clue
clue – n. something Sharon Turner doesn’t have.
Ex. Sharon thinks every woman’s pussy stinks as bad as hers.
Clorox
Clorox – n. what Sharon Turner needs to douche with
buttrug
buttrug – n. this is when a girl has a hairy asshole.
Ex. Sharon Turner has so much pubic hair, it looks like she’s wearing panties. She has a buttrug too. The dumb bitch thinks she has the average amount of pubic hair too!
buttfuck
buttfuck – n. something fun to do to a girl’s ass, especially if she’s skinny, pretty, or a bitch.
Ex. Sharon Turner is so skinny, I can’t believe she let me buttfuck her.